Joke of the Day!

[SuperiorShareConnie]

Hello,

Do you like jokes? Share with us.

It can be on a different language, why not! Let's laugh for a bit...

Cheers,

Connie

[PROFRBcom]

The best jokes are always in the comments.

[sweetbet]

While reading the newspaper, Bill turns around to his friend and says; "You know, according to this study they say that one in every seven people have a gambling problem of some sort. My money's on Dave!"

[DaftDog]

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.

[fullbenefit]

Three uses for a watermelon:

- Satisfies hunger
- Satisfies thirst
- Washes your hands

[SuperiorShareConnie]

Here is mine:
A clean joke for now...

A wife complains to her husband: “Just look at that couple down the road, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her, why can’t you do the same?”

The husband replies: “Are you mad? I barely know that woman!”

[sweetbet]

A surgeon gets a phone call from his Poker buddies in the middle of the night. They invite him to come over for a night of Poker and drinking.


“Sure! I’ll be right over.” He replies and hangs up the phone.


Turning to his wife in bed, he says; “I’m sorry honey, but I really have to go now.”


“Is it serious?” The wife asks


“Very serious. In fact, there are four other surgeons there already.” He replies

[yeahfree]

How many SEO experts does it take to change a light bulb, lightbulb, light, bulb, lamp, lighting, switch, sex, viagra, hardcore

[VladKing]

I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear

[SuperiorShareConnie]

Hello,

All good ones!

Cheers,

[gil.langelaan]

How many SEO experts does it take to change a light bulb, lightbulb, light, bulb, lamp, lighting, switch, sex, viagra, hardcore

I'm saving it for networking events.

As for me, I love one liners from Black Adder. The "I'm sorry I have urgent businesses, there' a bucket outside I've got to be sick into" gets me every time.

[yeahfree]

I'm saving it for networking events.

As for me, I love one liners from Black Adder. The "I'm sorry I have urgent businesses, there' a bucket outside I've got to be sick into" gets me every time.

Since i have been working in the IT in the past, here is another one. If a customer also happens to be in the meeting, and you need to tell your collegues that it's actually not working because of what the customer is doing, you can call it a PEBKAC error. Your IT buddies will probably understand it
(problem exists between keyboard and chair)

[affy]

So this member of a world leading affiliate association forum asks;"What should be done in order to make the forum more active?"....
The reply of the moderator;"let's create a poll... about the color of your socks!"

[SuperiorShareConnie]

Hello,

Someone told me this joke today:

An eight year old girl went to the office with her father on “Take Your Kid to Work Day”.
As they were walking around the office, the young girl started crying and getting very cranky. Her father asked her what was wrong.
As the staff gathered around, she sobbed loudly: “Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said you worked with?”

[kenji]

This one is quite funny.

Do you know what the difference is between praying in a church to praying in a casino?

In a casino you really mean it.

Got this from onlinegamblingpal

Cheers,

[SuperiorShareConnie]

Gooood Day!

Here is a short one:

A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar and start drinking. As the night goes on, they get drunk, and the giraffe finally passes out. The man decides to go home.


As he’s leaving, the man is approached by the barkeeper who says, “Hey, you’re not gonna leave that lyin’ here, are ya?”


“Hmph,” says the man. “That’s not a lion — it’s a giraffe.

[1 Click Wonder]

Loll Good one !

[bobsrichclub]

Here is my imput for a smile.

We had a good team on paper. Unfortunately, the game was played on grass.

[Nenad]

A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”
The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”

[ddm]

so I was driving uber tonight and I picked up a girl from the dorms at a college. She sat in the front and we were chatting when suddenly she sneezed

Now. I didn't realize it while talking, but she had a glass eye, and when she sneezed her glass eye came flying out at me. I caught it, handed it back to her and she popped it in and said thank you. I didn't know what else to say...


So, we rode in silence for the rest of the trip until we got to the pub.


When we arrived at the bar, she turned and asked if she could have my number. I was flattered because she was so pretty, but I told her I was happily engaged.


She smiled at me and said, "That's a shame, you really caught my eye."