An Italian boy's confession

[Renee]

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
I have been with a loose girl'.
The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'
'Yes, Father, it is.'
'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'.
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later
so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'
'I cannot say.'
'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'
'I'll never tell.'
'Was it Nina Capelli?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
'Was it Cathy Piriano?'
'My lips are sealed.'
'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
The priest sighs in frustration.
'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that.
But you've sinned and have to atone.
You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.
Now you go and behave yourself.'
Joey walks back to his pew,
and his friend Franco slides over and whispers,
'What'd you get?'
'Four months vacation and five good leads.'

[pompeyrayuk]

LOL Why didnt I think of that when I was a choir boy.

[AE-Martyn]

Good one.

HodgeyBoy used to be in the choir, he can hold a pretty good note...the brown note!

[universal4]

That was funny Renee.

Rick
Universal4

[giggles7p]

HAHA, I love it! Good One Renee and thanks for the laugh this early friday afternoon, much needed!!

Cheers
Pat

[Renee]

Good one.

HodgeyBoy used to be in the choir, he can hold a pretty good note...the brown note!

Poor Hodgey...

I actually laughed so loud though... thanks M.