(take it easy girls) i found a magic potion

[AK]

BOYS IF THIS COLOGNE WAS AROUND 10 YEARS AGO I MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE NEXT HUGH HEFNER.MY LOVELY WIFE RECENTLY WENT TO MACY'S AND BOUGHT ME SOME AFTER SHAVE AND COLOGNE AND THE WOMEN ARE GOING CRAZY FOR IT.BOYS IN THE LAST 3 DAYS I HAVE HAD 4 WOMEN SAY WOW WHAT ARE YOU WEARING I LOVE THE SMELL IF I WANTED TO I PROBABLY COULD HAVE SLEPT WITH 3 OUT OF THE 4 BUT THEY WERE TO CLOSE TO HOME AND IF MY LOVELY WIFE EVER FOUND OUT WELL FELLAS THERE GO MY ALLOWANCE MONEY.BOYS I AM WALKING AROUND WITH SUCH CONFIDENCE RIGHT NOW ITS UNBELIEVABLE I GO OUT EACH MORNING JUST WAITING FOR WOMEN TO COME ON TO ME NOW AND ITS ALL BECAUSE OF HOW I SMELL.

BOYS THIS IS FOR ALL THE SINGLE GUYS IN THE FORUM IF YOU WANT TO MEET WOMEN GO OUT TODAY SPEND THE 75 DOLLARS AND BUY THIS COLOGNE CALLED (USHER) THAT'S IT BOYS USHER IT IS ALMOST A GUARANTEE YOU WILL MEET WOMEN IT HAS CHANGED MY LIFE COMPLETELY I WENT FROM AK JUST ORDINARY GUY TO AK THE CHICK MAGNET IF ONLY THIS STUFF WAS AROUND 10 YEARS AGO I JUST MIGHT HAVE NEVER GOTTEN MARRIED THE WOMEN ARE GOING WILD FOR ME AND ITS NOT BECAUSE I HAVE ANY DOUGH.

WARNING,WARNING YOU HAVE TO BE VERY CAREFUL WEAR YOU WEAR THIS COLOGNE (USHER) I MADE THE MISTAKE OF WEARING IT TO THE Y.M.C.A. AND I WAS BEING FOLLOWED BY 3 SWING THE FENCE TYPE SO FELLAS BE CAREFUL, MEN I MEAN SWING THE FENCE TYPE ALSO LIKE THE SMELL.I HAD TO WAIT AN HOUR UNTIL THEY LEFT THE YMCA SO I COULD TAKE A SHOWER WITHOUT THEM FOLLOWING ME INTO THE SHOWER AREA.SO BOYS BE VERY CAREFUL WHERE YOU GO WHEN YOU HAVE ON THIS USHER COLOGNE

BOYS IF YOU WANT TO MEET WOMEN OR GUYS WHATEVER YOU PREFER MAKE SURE YOU GO OUT AND BUY (USHER COLOGNE) YOU WONT BE SINGLE AND LONELY FOR LONG.

BOYS TODAY I AM GOING TO PUT ON A NICE POLO SHIRT AND A PAIR OF KHAKI SHORTS AND OF COURSE MY USHER COLOGNE AND GO OVER TO HARVARD YARD AND PRETEND TO BE A PROFESSOR AT THE SCHOOL AND SEE IF THE COLOGNE WILL WORK ON A HARVARD WOMEN. WISH ME LUCK BOYS

[casinojack]

You must post the rest of this..is pretty good.....

EDIT: his best post ever on that forum was

<hr style="color: rgb(253, 222, 130); background-color: rgb(253, 222, 130);" size="1"><!-- / icon and title --><!-- message -->dont buy picks from desthi

theres a reason why i never trusted indians

indians trying to tout american basketball man thats a funny one no wonder why they went broke


if desthi and raj were handicapping snake races in india i might follow them but not in american basketball

boy did these two used snake salesmen disappear pretty quickly