wanna hear a JOKE?

[lauferb]

[pompeyrayuk]

Very Good

[lauferb]

ok... the first joke sucked but thanks pompeyrayuk, at CAP forum it didn't get even one reply
anyway better put a famous one:

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Peace on You (Must be read with and Italian accent)

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One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast!
She brings me only one ****. I tella her I want two ****. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna **** onna my plate! She say you better no **** onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch.

Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table! She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch.

So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. Call the manager and tella him I wanna ****. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna **** on my bed! He say you better not **** onna bed, you sonna ma bitch.

I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you". I say **** on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy!

[Anthony]

Good, thank you for posting. I will share one.

A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by the altar, when the best man notices that the groom has the biggest, brightest smile on his face. The best man says, ‘Hey man, I know you’re happy to be getting married, but what’s up? You look so excited.’

The groom replies, ‘I just had the best blow job I have ever had in my entire life and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me.’

The bride comes walking down the aisle and she, too, has the biggest, brightest smile on her face. The maid of honor notices this and says, ‘I know you’re happy to be getting married, but what’s up? You look so excited.’

The bride replies, ‘I have just given the last blow job of my entire life!’

[lauferb]

good one
I give it (out of 10)

[casinojack]

Very good, made me smile.