Want a hand job - 2 for $5

**AE-Martyn** · 8 January 2010, 10:40 am

http://ineedahandjob.com

**universal4** · 8 January 2010, 12:54 pm

Cute, but you have revealed somewhat what you must have been searching for when you found this....lol

Rick
Universal4

**Skinski** · 8 January 2010, 1:10 pm

Originally Posted by universal4

Cute, but you have revealed somewhat what you must have been searching for when you found this....lol

Rick
Universal4

Lmao. Nice catch.

**giggles7p** · 8 January 2010, 1:56 pm

LMAOOOOO@Rick! Funny, Funny Man!

But i guess you would know seeing how you are always asking me to write some "BJ" articles for you!

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

**Anthony** · 8 January 2010, 5:41 pm

"A great deal in any economy" ....

**universal4** · 8 January 2010, 6:32 pm

Now cmon Pat, tell everyone the truth, I told you I was more interested in your BJ research than your writings afterward.....LOL

Rick
Universal4

**giggles7p** · 8 January 2010, 7:31 pm

ROFLMAOOOOOOO

Rick I just love screwing around with you.....LMAOOOOOO

And btw, my research has caused me to go on a low salt diet! LOLLLLLLLL

**AE-Martyn** · 11 January 2010, 10:14 am

Originally Posted by universal4

Cute, but you have revealed somewhat what you must have been searching for when you found this....lol

Rick
Universal4

I was searching for free porn subscription sites................... What?

**Renee** · 12 January 2010, 10:52 pm

Originally Posted by giggles7p

ROFLMAOOOOOOO

Rick I just love screwing around with you.....LMAOOOOOO

And btw, my research has caused me to go on a low salt diet! LOLLLLLLLL

I'm speaking not from personal experience here, but the taste buds in the front of your tongue are for tasting sweet..

Sperm is actually sweet tasting..

Why does it taste salty to you?

Because you're tasting it with the taste buds used for salt - at the back of your tongue :P

Bwhahah

**AE-Martyn** · 13 January 2010, 5:18 am

Originally Posted by Renee

Sperm is actually sweet tasting..

Boundaries Renee!!!!!!!

**Shaun O'neill** · 13 January 2010, 10:56 am

LOL that what a bit much...

I have just placed an order for a handjob, i noticed the link has Martyns affiliate link nice work.

Shaun

Originally Posted by CWC-Martyn

Boundaries Renee!!!!!!!

**AE-Martyn** · 13 January 2010, 11:01 am

Originally Posted by Shaun O'neill

LOL that what a bit much...

I have just placed an order for a handjob, i noticed the link has Martyns affiliate link nice work.

Shaun

With your habit I should be quids in!

**Shaun O'neill** · 13 January 2010, 11:05 am

Better than blisters....

Shaun

Originally Posted by CWC-Martyn

With your habit I should be quids in!

**Renee** · 13 January 2010, 7:17 pm

Originally Posted by CWC-Martyn

Boundaries Renee!!!!!!!

I said not from personal experience!!!!

Jesus guys...

Obviously you guys have never heard the joke:
Joke source: http://www.beespit.com/trashy.html

This actually happened at Harvard University in October last year. In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen which gives the sperm all the energy for their journey. A female freshman raised her hand and asked, "If I understand, you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar, in semen?"

"That's correct," responded the professor, going on to add statistical info. Raising her hand again, she asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?"

After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing. The poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied) she picked up her books without a word and walked out of class, never to return.

However, as she was going out the door, the professor's reply was classic. Totally straight-faced, he answered her question, "It doesn't taste sweet because the taste buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not the back of your throat. Have a good day."

**giggles7p** · 13 January 2010, 7:23 pm

Originally Posted by Renee

I'm speaking not from personal experience here, but the taste buds in the front of your tongue are for tasting sweet..

Sperm is actually sweet tasting..

Why does it taste salty to you?

Because you're tasting it with the taste buds used for salt - at the back of your tongue :P

Bwhahah

Renee my dear,

If you are only tasting the sweet side...i sugget getting a different boyfriend! LOLLLL

Having a "little" penis which only reaches the front of the tongue sounds like a personal disadvantage for you......LOLLLLLLLL

BHAWAHAHAHAHA

**Renee** · 13 January 2010, 7:44 pm

Omg.... LOL

Come on Pat, you know us oldies don't do stuff like that anymore anyway

I should edit that by oldies I mean people over 16 years of age...

**Cobus** · 14 January 2010, 10:14 am

I'm seriously biting my tongue here...oh wait, let me rather not, because that will spark THAT conversation again.

I'll just stick with...no comment.

Oh yes and Renee - we need to talk...

**Doolally** · 14 January 2010, 5:01 pm

2 for $5!!!

Business must be good Martyn - you've put your prices up!!

**casinojack** · 14 January 2010, 5:07 pm

Can I nominate this thread for best ever? I am laughing so hard I has coke come out my nose.

**Renee** · 15 January 2010, 12:10 am

Originally Posted by casinojack

Can I nominate this thread for best ever? I am laughing so hard I has coke come out my nose.

That's what you get for snorting it!

Cobus - I think I know EXACTLY what you wanted to say...

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