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    Default 2 Dwarfs go to Las Vegas

    Two friends that are dwarfs decide to treat themselves to a vacation in Las Vegas. Drunk and at the hotel bar, they’re dazzled by two women, and wind up taking them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf and his woman try everything they can, but he’s just too drunk to get an erection.

    To make matters worse, he hears cries of “ONE, TWO, THREE… HUGHHHHHHH!” all night long from next door, where his friend and the other woman are. In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, “How did it go?” The first whispers back “It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn’t get an erection!” The second dwarf shook his head, “You think that’s embarrassing? I couldn’t even get on the bed!”

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    HAHAHAH

    where did you hear that one?

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    Long live midget porn.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by benk1983 View Post
    Two friends that are dwarfs decide to treat themselves to a vacation in Las Vegas. Drunk and at the hotel bar, they’re dazzled by two women, and wind up taking them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf and his woman try everything they can, but he’s just too drunk to get an erection.

    To make matters worse, he hears cries of “ONE, TWO, THREE… HUGHHHHHHH!” all night long from next door, where his friend and the other woman are. In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, “How did it go?” The first whispers back “It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn’t get an erection!” The second dwarf shook his head, “You think that’s embarrassing? I couldn’t even get on the bed!”

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    Lol always good to read a joke on monday morning. it makes my day
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