Another Hilarious Email!

[Renee]

OMG... when i first received this email, i couldn't stop laughing.. I thought it was a joke..

Seems not..

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.19pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account

Dear David,
Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of $233.95. If you have already made this payment please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles


From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,
I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead. I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter.

Regards, David.

<img src="http://news.ninemsn.com.au/img/2008/national/spider.jpg">

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.07am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account

Dear David,
Thankyou for contacting us. Unfortunately we are unable to accept drawings as payment and your account remains in arrears of $233.95. Please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles


From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.32am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,
Can I have my drawing of a spider back then please.

Regards, David.


From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.42am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Overdue account

Dear David,
You emailed the drawing to me. Do you want me to email it back to you?

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles


From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.56am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,

Yes please.

Regards, David.


From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 12.14pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account

Attached

<img src="http://news.ninemsn.com.au/img/2008/national/spider.jpg">

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 09.22am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Whose spider is that?

Dear Jane, Are you sure this drawing of a spider is the one I sent you? This spider only has seven legs and I do not feel I would have made such an elementary mistake when I drew it.

Regards, David.


From: Jane Gilles
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.03am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Whose spider is that?

Dear David, Yes it is the same drawing. I copied and pasted it from the email you sent me on the 8th. David your account is still overdue by the amount of $233.95. Please make this payment as soon as possible.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles


From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.05am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Automated Out of Office Response

Thankyou for contacting me. I am currently away on leave, traveling through time and will be returning last week.

Regards, David.


From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.08am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Hello, I am back and have read through your emails and accept that despite missing a leg, that drawing of a spider may indeed be the one I sent you. I realise with hindsight that it is possible you rejected the drawing of a spider due to this obvious limb ommission but did not point it out in an effort to avoid hurting my feelings. As such, I am sending you a revised drawing with the correct number of legs as full payment for any amount outstanding. I trust this will bring the matter to a conclusion.

Regards, David.

<img src="http://news.ninemsn.com.au/img/2008/national/spider2.jpg">

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 2.51pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Dear David, As I have stated, we do not accept drawings in lei of money for accounts outstanding. We accept cheque, bank cheque, money order or cash. Please make a payment this week to avoid incurring any additional fees.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles


From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 3.17pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

I understand and will definately make a payment this week if I remember. As you have not accepted my second drawing as payment, please return the drawing to me as soon as possible. It was silly of me to assume I could provide you with something of completely no value whatsoever, waste your time and then attach such a large amount to it.

Regards, David.


From: Jane Gilles
Date: Tuesday 14 Oct 2008 11.18am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Attached
<img src="http://news.ninemsn.com.au/img/2008/national/spider2.jpg">

Turns out its not a joke: http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=665808

[LiveCasinoPartners]

That was really funny. I can't wait to try that one.
The trick is starting off with a 7 legged spider. That's what I did wrong last time!

lol

[GPWA Teresa]

That's great...

[mojo]

Good one Renee! Silly to think they would accept a spider with only 7 legs!

[Webzcas]

Fantastic.

[sipka]

Hahaha, this is too funny

[EricEricEric]

I wish i could draw that well. Impressive.

I'm glad the spider is in a good mood otherwise i'd be scared.

[MrKay]

thats brilliant, thanks for posting.

[Skinski]

I have not laughed that hard since I got my last bucket of popcorn for a Christmas present.

[Renee]

LOL

So I guess 7 legged spiders will be good for affiliate commissions going forward then?

[sipka]

LOL

So I guess 7 legged spiders will be good for affiliate commissions going forward then?

Only if they don't bounce

[Doolally]

I'm off to draw some 7 legged spiders right now.

First the electric bill, then the telephone.....

[Renee]

D - If you did that, I would applaud you forever...

[GPWA Teresa]

Just a thought, do you think 6 legged spiders would be worth more? Or mistaken as a beetle? And therefore worth less?

[Renee]

I would assume they would be worth less..

Here is my theory

Think of the 8 legged spider as a flawless diamond.

Flawless diamonds are worth more because of their imperfections right?

7 legged spider would be a diamond that has inclusions that you can't see with the naked eye, making it as beautiful as a flawless diamond, only not worth as much.

6 legged spider would be like a diamond that is slightly yellow and has visible inclusions.. it would be cut up and made as the tiny little diamonds that go around bigger diamonds so you cant notice their faults...

I think a 9 legged spider would be worth more. Like a natural pink coloured diamond.

Beautiful..

PS - Yes I love diamonds

[Henrik - GNUF]

I would assume they would be worth less..

Here is my theory

Think of the 8 legged spider as a flawless diamond.

Flawless diamonds are worth more because of their imperfections right?

7 legged spider would be a diamond that has inclusions that you can't see with the naked eye, making it as beautiful as a flawless diamond, only not worth as much.

6 legged spider would be like a diamond that is slightly yellow and has visible inclusions.. it would be cut up and made as the tiny little diamonds that go around bigger diamonds so you cant notice their faults...

I think a 9 legged spider would be worth more. Like a natural pink coloured diamond.

Beautiful..

PS - Yes I love diamonds

Must be the most in depth analyze of a insane topic I have ever seen...

BRILLIANT

[GPWA Teresa]

They are a girls best friend!

[Arun@LionSlots]

I fell off my chair laughing at that e-mail.

Can't wait to try that on a couple of pals of mine.

[mojo]

LOL

So I guess 7 legged spiders will be good for affiliate commissions going forward then?

I don't know about anyone else but I wouldn't accept anything less than 8 legs. I feel a good incentive, perhaps around Christmastime would be a 9 legged spider.

[Conrad-Gowild Gaming]

That's brilliant, I am glad to that she had a sense of humor about it.