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20 April 2011, 6:31 pm #1
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What do giraffes have that NO other animals have?
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20 April 2011, 6:33 pm #2
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Well, that shows what a fuckwit I really am. The joke is supposed to be, what do giraffes have that NO other animals have? (Baby giraffes).
So I screwed up the joke before I even got to the punchline. Damn, I suck.
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20 April 2011, 6:35 pm #3
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20 April 2011, 8:12 pm #4
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I will fix it... It is funny
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20 April 2011, 9:40 pm #5
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Thanks. Now it's your turn to produce an equally hilarious joke. I've set high standards.
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21 April 2011, 12:15 am #6
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Oranges rolling down a hill.
A bunch of oranges were rolling down a hill. One stopped, why?
It ran out of juice.
It's a lot funnier if you take a puff.
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21 April 2011, 12:34 am #7
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I took lots of puffs, Ixian. Didn't help.
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21 April 2011, 2:52 am #8
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If only baby giraffs looked like this :
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21 April 2011, 3:08 am #9
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I puffed like crazy and no effect! Sorry!
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21 April 2011, 4:53 am #10
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What's brown and sticky?....
a stick!
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21 April 2011, 10:59 am #11
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Why shouldn’t you take a pokemon into the bathroom?
He might Pikachu...
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21 April 2011, 11:18 am #12
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When I broke up wiht my girlfriend, she started crying and said I was a self centered bastard.
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25 April 2011, 4:59 pm #13
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Quite cute
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If only baby giraffs looked like this :
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26 April 2011, 6:38 am #14
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haha nice! Originally Posted by baldidiot
What's brown and sticky?....
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Got me thinking about you know what!
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26 April 2011, 9:06 pm #15
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3 May 2011, 8:05 am #16
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3 May 2011, 8:51 am #17
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how do you get a nun pregnant ?
Wait.. i cant even post the answer
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4 May 2011, 3:14 am #18
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Why does the bride always wear white?
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4 May 2011, 8:17 am #19
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Originally Posted by Renee
And variation thereof....
What's red and wears and cape?
Super Tomato
What's green and wears a cape?
An apple pretending to be Super Tomato
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5 May 2011, 12:22 am #20
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Please post! Originally Posted by pokerbanter
how do you get a nun pregnant ?
Wait.. i cant even post the answer
xecutable - I've heard that one before... I suppose it's a good one
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