gocasinos

Its official. The Google Gods hate me. Im not even invited to their dance. My relationship with google need some serious marriage guidance.

My mom knows everything. She is omnipotent, can see through walls, can recall everything which happened from 1976 onwards and every lie I have told and every scrape I have gotten into. She is very scary indeed but even the very mention of the G word brings her out in a cold sweat.

So I added loads of content. I tried to get some decent relevant links. Not good enough screamed the g gods. I update my site regularly, I diligently trawl through the webmaster tools in a never ending quest to try to work out what I have done wrong. I even kiss my effigy of Matt Cutts every night but it still doesnt work.

Im getting fed up of this google game. Its a bit like playing Monopoly with my dad - we go round in round in circles for a while but I have no chance of winning. So tonights Im firing up the bbq and Im going to roast those Google Gods good and proper. Yahoo!