The Buffalo Theory

[Renee]

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

[Anthony]

Truer words were never spoken.

[Renee]

Tell me about it...

[TheBoyMitchell]

Did you know that you can make a legitimate sentence only using the word Buffalo?

"Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo." is a grammatically valid sentence in the English language, used as an example of how homonyms and homophones can be used to create complicated linguistic constructs.

/geek.

more here - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo...uffalo_buffalo

[wagerjunction]

I'll drink to that


Cheers

[Gabriel_LCP]

lol that totally makes sense! Gonna have a beer tonight in honor of them buffaloes!

[baldidiot]

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

I like it! Guessing the author had had a couple before coming up with this idea!

[Renee]

I like it! Guessing the author had had a couple before coming up with this idea!

Perhaps...

And it wasn't me