Christmas Cake Recipe

[Doolally]

Once again this year, I’ve had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes.... Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year

1 cup sugar,
1 tsp. baking powder,
1 cup water,
1 tsp. salt ,
1 cup brown sugar,
Lemon juice,
4 large eggs,
Nuts,
1 bottle Vodka,
2 cups dried fruit.

Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.. At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the Vodka. Now **** shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the Vodka and wipe the counter with the cat

[grem]

1 whole bottle of vodka?

Share some pics. Want to see what this cake looks like.

[universal4]

Thanks for posting this Doolally.

Sorry I usually take the laptop into the kitchen and follow your recipe step-by-step each year which usually means by the time I am bolting a piece of plywood to the window to cover where the mixing bowl went through I have usually forgotten to save the recipe.

So next year, I will probably ask you to type it up again, my apologies in advance.

Rick
Universal4

[michael1981]

Once again this year, I’ve had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes.... Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year

On a positive note, your recipe must be pretty awesome if you get requests for it every year It sounds so delicious, I might attempt to make it for Christmas, even though my cooking skills are very limited lol

[Maria F]

I love adding spirits to my cakes and not only for Xmas. Thank you for sharing Doolally

[Anthony]

As soon as I got the bottle of Vodka out, the cat ran away. Didn't know cats had such good memories...