Some things just should not be messed with...

[thepokerkeep]

Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University, has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

At a news conference after announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the **** out of him.

[universal4]

OMG....

They may need to take him into protective custody.....

My guess is he probably already has a price on his head since it has made the press...



Rick
Universal4

[Anthony]

I'm sure we will never hear from him again

[DaftDog]

What a tit.

I luv "raisin smugglers".

[Shaun O'neill]

Thank god that a joke...

Imagine if it wa sfor real i would be so ..................

Shaun

[Renee]

LOL

You guys are the funniest...

Few facts that may make you change your mind:

The most common cause of saggy boobs is women not wearing a supportive bra...

What happens is that with every movement, walking, running, jumping, bouncing whatever, your boobs obviously "bounce" up and down.. Every time they go down, they tear the tissue that holds them up firm... Once that tissue has been broken it cannot be repaired...

So theoretically, if you want naked boobs to be perky and not saggy, the bra the joke speaks of would be perfect...

Anyway, my 2 cents.. Besides that, it frickin hurts to run if you dont have support!

[Skinski]

What's the matter with this guy, he don't like women or somethin ? (or maybe he's got something against men)

[thepokerkeep]

What happens is that with every movement, walking, running, jumping, bouncing whatever, your boobs obviously "bounce" up and down..

FYP - Removed all the nonsense and left in the only part that men are interested in hearing.