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    After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her slowly, then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H.....I, J, K." She asks, "What does that mean?" He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot." She smiled happily and said, "Oh, that's so lovely. What about I, J, K?" He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

    His eye is still swollen, but it will get better.

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    Thanks for that! Good stuff.
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    Whilst we're on the wife jokes...

    "I haven't said a word to my wife in years....






    ....I dont want to interrupt her!"



    (I actually saw this painted on a bathroom wall last weekend!)
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    Haha nice one! Im gonna apply that one day!

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    Its your won fault that when you married "Miss Right"that you didn't realize her first name was "Always"....lol
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    LOL I love marriage jokes

    Here's a funny joke/quote from the movie "The Change-Up"

    Dave asks Mitch, “I can’t sleep with my wife. I can’t sleep with other women. What the heck is this?”

    “Marriage,” Mitch replies.

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