LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on theairplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if youstrike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closedit slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would youlike to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How aboutnuclear power?' and he smiles.

OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow,and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet adeer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out aflat patty, and a horse produces clumps of driedgrass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl'sintelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I haveno idea....'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feelqualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't knowsh*t?