Funny Joke and some concerns about anti gambling bill.

[casinofever]

Hi all, just wanted to share a funny joke with you and some concern.


A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates.
She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her:
"Hello, How are you! We've been waiting for you! Good to see you."
When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him: "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?"
"You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her.
"Which word?" the woman asked.
"Love."
The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.

About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.
"I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"
"Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her.
"I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion. And, my wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today. I fell and hit my head, and here I am. What a bummer. How do I get in?"
"You have to spell a word," the woman told him.
"Which word?" her husband asked.
"Czechoslovakia."

Moral of the story: Never make a woman angry ... there'll be Hell to pay later. :-?


Now the concern. I have been getting quite a few hits to my casino affiliate links but no paying players or signups. Could the deal with the anti gambling bill be the culprit? Whats the latest news on the anti gambling bill?


With Best Regards, Casinofever

[VPJunkie]

:LOL: :rof: :LOL: LOVE the joke!! :LOL: :LOL:

On the question - no, the anti-gambling bill has nothing to do with conversions.

It generally takes quite a few clicks to get downloads; and quite a few downloads to get registrations; and quite a few registrations to get an actual depositing player (a "conversion").

Of course, it also depends on how well you're pre-markeing the casino, and how well the casino converts and markets from there, too - and that's all assuming it's an honest casino.

This is just a numbers game in the end, tho. Hang in there, and it'll happen.

[magicdane]

A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing her
expanding backside.

He commented, "Boy, your ass is getting big.almost as big as the gas grill here."

She angrily stomped across the yard, and he followed saying, "Yep, that thing is getting huge."

At this, the wife retreated to the far side of the yard. Soon he approached with a tape measure, acquired the width, and exclaimed, "It IS as big as the gas grill!"

Later that night when they were in bed, the husband started making moves on his wife. She just turned away. "C'mon, honey," he said, "what's wrong?"

Her cold reply was, "I'm not firing up this grill for just one little weiner!"