The Dali Lama and the HotDog vendor

[Anthony-Coral]

The Dali Lama is in New York to make a speech at the UN. In between sessions he has some free time so decides to take a stroll around the streets of NYC to get a feel for the place.

Thinking that nobody there would recognise him, he decides to break his strict vegetarian diet and get an authentic taste of New York from a corner Hot Dog Stand, but can't help having his own little joke

" Hello mister hot dog man, make me one, with everything!"

The vendor doesn't blink. "That'll be 2 bucks buddy"

The Dali Lama gives him $5 then waits for his change. When none is offered he asks the vendor for his $3 change.

"Quit wastin' my time Buddy, everyone knows that change comes from within, NEXT!"

[Anthony-Coral]

Jeez, tough crowd tonight, huh

[AE-Martyn]

[Anthony]

ha ha

[AE-Martyn]

I wonder if he is laughing at the joke or the tumble weed?

[melaniej]

I laughed at both. First one was a bit more of an awkward laugh though...

[Renee]

Touché on the tumbleweed Martyn... touché.

I can't stop laughing at it.. Sorry Hodgey, your joke was pretty lame. Don't quit your day job.

[Anthony-Coral]

You people just have no taste, that's all



*sulk*

[satya]

You people just have no taste, that's all
*sulk*

You lucky you picked up Dalai Lama, could have been fatwed for wrong choice mate!