Forex jokes

[Tarane]

Thought I would share these with you!

The market may be bad, but I slept like a baby last night. I woke up every hour and cried.
*********************
The market is weird. Every time one guy sells, another one buys, and they both think they're smart.
*********************
The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
*********************
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
*********************
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. (c) Clint Eastwood
*********************
What's considered enough money? Just a little bit more. (c) Will Rogers
*********************
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. (c) J. Paul Getty

[Shaun O'neill]

When I worked the markets we liked to say the follwoing:

Its been a good day

I made money the company made money two of three is not bad....


Shaun

Thought I would share these with you!

The market may be bad, but I slept like a baby last night. I woke up every hour and cried.
*********************
The market is weird. Every time one guy sells, another one buys, and they both think they're smart.
*********************
The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
*********************
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
*********************
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. (c) Clint Eastwood
*********************
What's considered enough money? Just a little bit more. (c) Will Rogers
*********************
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. (c) J. Paul Getty

[ironman2000]

Anyone who trades liberty for security deserves neither liberty nor security.</SPAN>

Benjamin Franklin

Have a great weekend to all......................<O:p</O:p