How to make a woman happy

[KnightRider]

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY?
It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY?
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

[baldidiot]

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY?
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

No beer?!

[thepokerkeep]

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY?

Buy her shoes... lots of shoes... lots and lots of shoes.....

[GFPC]

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY?

Buy her shoes... lots of shoes... lots and lots of shoes.....

HAHHA - that is how I got "MY LOVE BACK" a year ago when she was mad at me...she didn't speak to me for a couple weeks.

So i got her a pair of shoes!! BINGO!! it worked..

But she has at least 100 pair - its getting crazy

[dhayman]

I always think that purchasing a new set of tires for her car, is a nice touch..........

[sparky1]

DAMN!, you mean it matters if she is happy?....lol

[giggles7p]

You forgot the most important thing!!

NEVER RUN OUT OF BATTERIES!!!!!!

BLAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Renee]

HAHHA - that is how I got "MY LOVE BACK" a year ago when she was mad at me...she didn't speak to me for a couple weeks.

So i got her a pair of shoes!! BINGO!! it worked..

But she has at least 100 pair - its getting crazy

My shoe collection has surpassed 150 now too.. and I haven't worn half of them.

I just love shoes.. and it's probably better that I spend my money on shoes than something terrible like drugs or something...

A woman can never have too many pairs of shoes

And BTW - the ways to make a man happy.. add beer and that's me.

[GFPC]

Yeah! She also doesn't wear 1/2 of them for sure. But what has happened is her obsession with shoes has rubbed of on me.

I normally will wear one pair of shoes until they can't be worn anymore and always have a dress pair for special occasions.

Now!

I have around 20-25 pairs - (another 2 special edition on order) - I spend 5 minutes to decide what shoes to wear when i go out.

When i travel i bring 3-4 pairs... LOL

And the sick part - almost all the shoes i own are over $200 dollars. The ones i am wearing now cost $450.

I buy special custom made orthodics type shoes!!

My favorite ones are ECCO!!! That reminds me i have to pick up a pair that have been waiting for me for a couple of months.

My shoe collection has surpassed 150 now too.. and I haven't worn half of them.

I just love shoes.. and it's probably better that I spend my money on shoes than something terrible like drugs or something...

A woman can never have too many pairs of shoes

And BTW - the ways to make a man happy.. add beer and that's me.

[ElaineGardiner]

My shoe collection has surpassed 150 now too.. and I haven't worn half of them.

I just love shoes.. and it's probably better that I spend my money on shoes than something terrible like drugs or something...

A woman can never have too many pairs of shoes

And BTW - the ways to make a man happy.. add beer and that's me.

I'm with you here, I've lost count of how many shoes I have but I'm going to guess over 150 as well. I'm actually obsessed by shoes....I may actually have to start a Shoe thread so I can talk more lol

[KnightRider]

No beer?!

People,
I just wanted to add these 4 important points on how to make a man happy:

1. Leave him in peace, NO Nagging (very, very, very important).
2. Feed him well.
3. Bring beer.
4. Let him have the remote control.

and of course..SHOW UP NAKED

P.S
Oh, and don't show him the shoes you've just bought

[Conrad-Gowild Gaming]

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY?
It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
<hr>
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY?
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

Jeez I'm surprised that we're even allowed to have a pulse

[casinolatte]

Oh man that was hilarious, I almost peed my pants but I think you forgot one thing for the male bring beer in one hand and food in the other hand while naked lolol

[LiveCasinoPartners]

I'd also add high heels to the equation. lol

[GFPC]

oh my god.. just bought more shoes.. omg

[Renee]

oh my god.. just bought more shoes.. omg

I tried to buy more shoes on the weekend after my $400 win at the races on Saturday, but my other half wouldn't let me.. Apparently I already have too many pairs that I don't wear already..

Not fair!

[GFPC]

Yeah i still need to pick up a pair i ordered 2 months ago. LOL - Add to my collection as well. Its getting bad.. lol

I tried to buy more shoes on the weekend after my $400 win at the races on Saturday, but my other half wouldn't let me.. Apparently I already have too many pairs that I don't wear already..

Not fair!

[Conrad-Gowild Gaming]

I tried to buy more shoes on the weekend after my $400 win at the races on Saturday, but my other half wouldn't let me.. Apparently I already have too many pairs that I don't wear already..

Not fair!

You clearly have ishoes!!!

[AlexJC]

I tried to buy more shoes on the weekend after my $400 win at the races on Saturday

I clearly need some betting tips from Renee, my shoe collection needs a serious revamp!

[Gabriel_LCP]

Darn! I think I only have like 3 or 4 of those checked!