Women over 50

[Chips]

Here is Andy Rooney's take, he could not have hit it more true:

As I grow in age, I value women over 50 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 50 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 50 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

Women over 50 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 50.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 50 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest.. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 50 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 50, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!

[giggles7p]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I laughed so hard over "little sausage" I cried!

Thanks Chips, made my night...needed a laugh.

Giggleypoo

[Marit VS]

lol... that's wonderful!!! This needs to be shouted out more often...

Make getting older less scary

on the other hands, gives a good excuse to say no to marriage... sorry darling, you may be a whole pig but....

[Skinski]

Gotta love ol'Andy, he tells it like it is.

[Smoky89]

Good job man.. that is just wonderful )

[GamTrak]

ROTFLMAOOOOOO!

I love it because it's true! hehe I'm not 50, but close enough!

Thanks for the laugh Chips! lol I've watched & loved Andy for to long to post the number of years.

[Dominique]

Well, as a woman over fifty I can tell you, you couldn't pay me to be under fifty again.

Andy hit's it on the nail - who needs all the drama lol! Mature women know what they want and they know how to get it without all the whining, moping and tantrums.

[giggles7p]

And we know how to get it with or without a man! LMAOOOO

and its less messy that way!

[Chips]

And we know how to get it with or without a man! LMAOOOO

and its less messy that way!

Here we go with Giggles Gadgets again....

Hey Pat, there's you a website idea "Giggles Gadgets" you could do a niche site with that lmfao!

[jo_1011]

That is truly fantastic! Ha ha ha!! Thanks for the giggle Chips

Jo

[bonusbeast]

LOL, that gave me my laugh for the day!!

[giggles7p]

Excellent Idea Bruce! I could totally see this website...."Giggles Gadgets" get em while there hot, or your hot! Whooohoooo!!

loll

Here we go with Giggles Gadgets again....

Hey Pat, there's you a website idea "Giggles Gadgets" you could do a niche site with that lmfao!

[Jinnia]

I agree with Dom.

I'm over 50 (just in years .. smile) and LOVE it!!