I don't have time to properly introduce myself, but I wanted to do so nevertheless before starting posting, so I figured I'd post a piece from my review process of GPWA private membership here, after they insisted on revealing my whole network of sites.

Yep, you got me,

I cannot deny this anymore - I'm actually a CIA agent whose mission is to stop online gambling since UIGEA took effect and I have been hanging out with every single scumbag out there, who you have banned from these forums past several years trying to devise a plot together to infiltrate GPWA and take over ... Muhahhaa (Evil laughter).

I also happen to be a big time scammer, spammer, content stealer and otherwise very evil person (you can tell from my evil laughter, which might even be more terrible than our singing voices combined). One of my hobbies is also serial killing poker affiliates for fun (before spamming, scamming and stealing all their content first of course).

Did I pass?
So don't go crying to your mamma afterwards and say no one had warned you

Besides this, I happen to be experienced in developing websites.

So basically yeah, I like to pretend I'm smart AND funny.