How I Want to Die!

**casinojack** · 6 April 2010, 12:52 pm

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news...ed-my-man.html

**offyourface** · 6 April 2010, 12:54 pm

LMAO, not a bad way to go indeed!!!

**Puma** · 6 April 2010, 5:32 pm

oh my !

**Anthony** · 6 April 2010, 5:33 pm

His last thoughts before passing out...

I have no regrets.

**bb1web** · 6 April 2010, 7:10 pm

where do they make women's clothes like that? I mean I would think you would have trouble finding a shirt that hung that low because who else were they planning on filling it?

......

she said the guy was put off sex after that. I don't doubt it lol. If she wanted me to do it again after that I'd show up wearing scuba gear or at least a snorkel.

**LiveCasinoPartners** · 6 April 2010, 8:48 pm

Yea,
The funny part is that he said she couldn't read his signals! lol. He should have had a flare gun.

**AE-Martyn** · 7 April 2010, 8:06 am

Originally Posted by WagerX

Yea,
He should have had a flare gun.

or a harpoon!

**Renee** · 7 April 2010, 9:37 pm

Jesus!

Bigger is not necessarily better.

**Cobus** · 8 April 2010, 8:08 am

That's why you must always have a "safety word", such as Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, or am I thinking of something else....?

**Renee** · 9 April 2010, 1:40 am

Originally Posted by Cobus

That's why you must always have a "safety word", such as Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, or am I thinking of something else....?

I cant imagine you ever having this kind of problem Cobs

**DaftDog** · 9 April 2010, 2:56 am

This women went to the doctor recently complaining of a pain in the chest every time she bent over.

The doctor explained to her that every time she bent over she was standing on her boob.

**eaton2003** · 9 April 2010, 11:20 am

Originally Posted by Ixian

This women went to the doctor recently complaining of a pain in the chest every time she bent over.

The doctor explained to her that every time she bent over she was standing on her boob.

That is one of the worse jokes I heard, but what would I know... I started studying to be a doctor but then found out I had no patients for it.

**DaftDog** · 10 April 2010, 5:00 am

Not as bad as some of Martyns jokes.

**Adamvv** · 12 April 2010, 3:04 pm

Wow, both of those were gold lol.

Lucky Steven survived his ordeal, but the pair's relationship did not and they split three months ago.
Claire, from Blackpool, said: "After that he went off sex."

^What a bummer

**Renee** · 12 April 2010, 11:50 pm

Originally Posted by Adamvv

Wow, both of those were gold lol.

^What a bummer

I would have just thought he would go off sex with large breasted women

**Adamvv** · 13 April 2010, 4:48 pm

Originally Posted by Renee

I would have just thought he would go off sex with large breasted women

I actually think 'large' might be an understatement in this case

**Renee** · 13 April 2010, 11:18 pm

Originally Posted by Adamvv

I actually think 'large' might be an understatement in this case

LOL

I'm renaming you to the Large Breast Expert Adam.

**Adamvv** · 14 April 2010, 9:21 am

Originally Posted by Renee

LOL

I'm renaming you to the Large Breast Expert Adam.

I've been called many a thing in my life, but congratulations Renee, this one is a first

**Renee** · 14 April 2010, 6:51 pm

Originally Posted by Adamvv

I've been called many a thing in my life, but congratulations Renee, this one is a first

Hahahah I'm glad you like it (I think)

Now we just need to find some large breasts for you to investigate...

**Adamvv** · 15 April 2010, 9:37 am

Originally Posted by Renee

Hahahah I'm glad you like it (I think)

Now we just need to find some large breasts for you to investigate...

I'm adding that title to my signature

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