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    Wondering what a "normal' amount of farts a day is? lol

    My house hold must hear at least 20 a day....and it can get quite disgusting! lol
    So if your a beer drinker, do you fart more? My husband blames it on beer, hot food, peppers, air....i blame it on dairy.....you don't want to be around me when i have a milkshake!! lol

    So, is my family abnormal, or are there others out there that can top our total farts per day?

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    Damn.....

    It's about time we finally have a poll with some real substance and that provides some real insight to the lives of a gambling affiliate.

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    My other half made me buy matches on the weekend to put around the house in case of farts. Apparently mine smell like quote "dead corpse"...

    I'd have to say around 20 a day too.. Although they are not always loud.. unless I'm trying to impress someone
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    I fart like a trooper. I just love beans too much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by universal4 View Post
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    After reading this, I don't feel so good...

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    This thread... excites me!! omg omg omg.. I would say... I probably fart 10-20 times a day? Not like huge massive farts - although I do enjoy those.

    I'm going to have to start sending photos of my ass to people after I have farted.

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    When I worked at McDonalds a guy and myself used to have farting competitions after drinking 2L of coke on our lunch breaks. I gave him a good run for his money.
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    Large amounts of beef jerky and beer.... a mixture that produces gas that could kill a horse.

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    If you all have a farting contest in Barcelona, i want videos! With sound!!!!!

    May the wind be behind you! lollllll


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    This is one of the funniest threads I've ever seen LOL My diet is really healthy, I eat at least 5 veges and 2 fruit each day. Yet despite my good diet, I'm a very gassy affiliate :P I fart at least once couple of hours, but only when I'm at home by myself. I try not to do it in front of my girlfriend, I don't want to be single again lol

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    The worst case of gas I've ever had, was about 2 months ago.. I think I sent a message to Renee and Bonustreak * you can imagine how that went down * about it.

    I farted so much, I was getting angry at myself. My anus was so sore from the amount of ass gas blowing out. I was scared to fart, because I thought I was tearing myself in 2.

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    Geez,all men are the same, act like they don't fart when dating, but once married, all bets are off!!!...My husband used to go in the bathroom when we were dating when he was going to fart....now, damn, i'm afraid to enter the damn bedroom if he is already sleeping cause all he does is fart with every movement!!!....and he thinks its funny!!!....i will be on my side of the bed, swearing my ass off at him, thinking he is sleeping, calling him a nasty mother f..ker....and telling him he needs a damn tampon stuck up there to block his smelly ass, and i'll here him over there laughing in is pillow.....such a damn child! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....

    Now me on the other hand, i will wake him up, just so he can hear and smelll my farts......proud of them, and the effect they have on people around me....lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll



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    This is one of the funniest threads I've ever seen LOL My diet is really healthy, I eat at least 5 veges and 2 fruit each day. Yet despite my good diet, I'm a very gassy affiliate :P I fart at least once couple of hours, but only when I'm at home by myself. I try not to do it in front of my girlfriend, I don't want to be single again lol
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    My ass hurt so much from farting once, i went out and bought a bag of baby carrots, stuck them in the freezer for an hour and then inserted one for instant cooling!! LOLLLLLLL......



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    The worst case of gas I've ever had, was about 2 months ago.. I think I sent a message to Renee and Bonustreak * you can imagine how that went down * about it.

    I farted so much, I was getting angry at myself. My anus was so sore from the amount of ass gas blowing out. I was scared to fart, because I thought I was tearing myself in 2.
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    Quote Originally Posted by giggles7p View Post
    My ass hurt so much from farting once, i went out and bought a bag of baby carrots, stuck them in the freezer for an hour and then inserted one for instant cooling!! LOLLLLLLL......
    And I thought the vinegar douche took the cake!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rak View Post
    and i thought the vinegar douche took the cake!
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    LOL such brutal honesty in this thread, gotta love it. Ever given your loved one a "Dutch Oven", passing gas is natural
    and can be fun but going to the bathroom with the door open is where I have to draw the line. That's just plain nasty!

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