HUMOR: Scientists Discover New Element!

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THE FOLLOWING WAS SENT TO ME IN AN EMAIL THE OTHER DAY... HAD TO SHARE!


Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest
element yet known to science.

The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant
neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it
an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons,
which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can
be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into
contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would
normally take less than a second, to take from four days to four years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years; It does not
decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the
assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time,
since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming
isodopes. Whenever morons reach a critical concentration, this hypothetical
quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium,
an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has
half as many peons but twice as many morons.