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    Renee is a special breed, she is part woman, part man and part unclassified. Scientists have conducted tests and they have been inconclusive, all they can tell us is she was sent to Oz for containment purposes.

    Also the reason she is never seen at conferences.

    During every conference Hodgeyboy performs a dirty protest against the state of the buffets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CWC-Martyn View Post
    Renee is a special breed, she is part woman, part man and part unclassified. Scientists have conducted tests and they have been inconclusive, all they can tell us is she was sent to Oz for containment purposes.

    Also the reason she is never seen at conferences.

    During every conference Hodgeyboy performs a dirty protest against the state of the buffets.
    Martyn attends conferences in the hope that there will be someone there with a breakthrough on hair growth.

    I concur with the statement about Hodgeyboy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renee View Post
    Martyn attends conferences in the hope that there will be someone there with a breakthrough on hair growth.

    I concur with the statement about Hodgeyboy.
    FYI... I'd rather lazer my hair folicals to save me having to shave every 3 days.

    BALD IS BEAUTIFUL

    So my mum says anyway.

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    Good to see that you are all working hard on getting this months post up reeeaaal high

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    Quote Originally Posted by CWC-Martyn View Post
    FYI... I'd rather lazer my hair folicals to save me having to shave every 3 days.

    BALD IS BEAUTIFUL

    So my mum says anyway.
    Because your mum is also bald?

    Quote Originally Posted by HenrikGr
    Good to see that you are all working hard on getting this months post up reeeaaal high
    Apparently they don't count unless they are informative.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HenrikGr View Post
    Good to see that you are all working hard on getting this months post up reeeaaal high
    I dont think these count, only informative ones are used in that table (I think)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Renee View Post
    Because your mum is also bald?
    To be honest, I am not the man to ask on that one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CWC-Martyn View Post
    I dont think these count, only informative ones are used in that table (I think)
    Martyn needs to get his own material and stop stealing mine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CWC-Martyn View Post
    To be honest, I am not the man to ask on that one.
    I think you just dug your own grave there.
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    I think that Global Warming is having its effect...................can we all get serious and post something informational in the affiliate Managers section

    Sorry to stop all the fun of just a few................I have never met with Renee,lets see what in my crystal ball................
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    Quote Originally Posted by ironman2000 View Post
    I think that Global Warming is having its effect...................can we all get serious and post something informational in the affiliate Managers section

    Sorry to stop all the fun of just a few................I have never met with Renee,lets see what in my crystal ball................
    Some say ironman is harder than Chuck Norris.

    I say we do what he says.

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    Just for your information Martyn..................I am in training now to compete in an Ironman Contest soon.

    Any of you out there need training tips to get into shape,then I am you man !!!

    I also recommend the Total Gym that me and Chuck use every day........
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    Martyn secretly wants to audition for the role as Fester Addams.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixian View Post
    Martyn secretly wants to audition for the role as Fester Addams.

    No secret about it....I have been cast in the film, a spin off from the Adams Family. Fester and the Womens Swedish Volleyball Team.

    Look out!

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    Someone called Keith/ironman20001 a "Debbie Downer". Chill out Chuck.

    I need tips on how to make three more of me. lol

    Quote Originally Posted by ironman2000 View Post
    Just for your information Martyn..................I am in training now to compete in an Ironman Contest soon.

    Any of you out there need training tips to get into shape,then I am you man !!!

    I also recommend the Total Gym that me and Chuck use every day........

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    I heard that IronMan's tears could cure cancer.

    Just too bad that he never cries.







    Ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HodgeyBoy View Post
    I heard that IronMan's tears could cure cancer.

    Just too bad that he never cries.







    Ever.
    Careful HodgeyBoy....he just so happens to be in training for an Ironman contest.

    He'll squish your heeed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Renee View Post
    Hahahaha actually, I asked the doctor why they smell so much and she told me I just had good digestion

    I have a few nicknames.... stinky happens to be the one most used

    What is this "stick-up" you speak of?
    Hahahahaha, good digestion my ass! lolllll

    A "stick up" is an air freshener that you stick to the walls, little round plastic smelly thing! lol

    I also told the doctor while he was up my colon...that if he saw my husbands head up there to please tell him to get the hell out! LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by giggles7p View Post
    Hahahahaha, good digestion my ass! lolllll

    A "stick up" is an air freshener that you stick to the walls, little round plastic smelly thing! lol

    I also told the doctor while he was up my colon...that if he saw my husbands head up there to please tell him to get the hell out! LOL
    This thread has officially turned Renee!

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    Thanks for the comments from some friends here..................well i thought they were.......lol

    Robin,I can't make three of you,but with my training program that I have in mind for you. I can for sure make you feel as one....lol

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