Insults

[Puma]

I doubt it, the hardest work pumacat does is on Redtube.com (NSFW) and that take roughly 1 minute 20 seconds of his day.

For crying out loud, now I know about it, im never gonna get any work at all done ! Thanks alot !

LMAO! He's BACK!

Hey kitten,

Where you been? Have you been getting some work done unlike the rest of us?

I was getting some work done until I was shown that redtube site lol. Hey I watched your youtube video with the snow storm. pretty exciting film there.

[Renee]

You mean Renee is related to Ferenc Puskas?

Wow; who knew!

Argh ok one at a time

You KNOW we are related... you even asked me if I had contact details for him for your mate...

Unfortunately his contact details are in the ground at a cemetary since he passed away at the end of 06.

Can anyone say foot in mouth? Actually, probably not a good idea for Hodgey since he will just **** it out again as quick as it went in.

You forgot Island Paradise

Hey Martyn, what Robin didn't tell you was that SHE twitted it on Twitter to her 7,509,184 followers only she was pushing Renee to win.....

Now thats what I'm talkin about!

obviously marty there doesnt deserve jack ****, he doesnt do anything but stay in this thread and bump it when its about to go to the second page. Im sure he gets alerts to his black berry lmao !!!

It's cause he is a spammer!

And with all that spamming you STILL couldn't beat Shaun in the highest posts of October... Sheesh Martyn...

Toot toot!

That's the sound Hodgey makes when he shits his pants at conferences.

[Renee]

Isn't it a stadium somewhere? Man, I wish we had some pictures...

You're such a hater Schalkie..

[Renee]

Oh ok, good for Ferenc!

When talking about football I could relate more if you said John Elway, Roger Staubach or Terry Bradshaw! Johnny Unitas was before my time, but THOSE are the true football legends!

They are not true football legends that are related to you though are they?

[Anthony-Coral]

You KNOW we are related...

Was actually sarcasm, Renee.

We all knew you were related.

In fact there are, as yet, undiscovered tribes in the Amazon Rainforest that have survived unchanged for millennia without any contact with the wider world yet who are still aware that you are related to the magnificent 'Galloping Major' Puskas!

[Renee]

Was actually sarcasm, Renee.

We all knew you were related.

In fact there are, as yet, undiscovered tribes in the Amazon Rainforest that have survived unchanged for millennia without any contact with the wider world yet who are still aware that you are related to the magnificent 'Galloping Major' Puskas!

I know, but if I didn't make a big deal about it, I would have no way to "insult" you about shitting your pants.

[Anthony-Coral]

Is it even worth mentioning that i didn't s**t my pants?

would be a shame as it would deny many of you an apparently rich vein of comedy!

[Renee]

Is it even worth mentioning that i didn't s**t my pants?

would be a shame as it would deny many of you an apparently rich vein of comedy!

Definitely not worth mentioning because we just ignore you anyway

[CK - Schalk]

LOL. Great thread Martyn!

Now we know what gets Renee of the rails.

[Anthony-Coral]

You KNOW we are related... you even asked me if I had contact details for him for your mate...

Can't believe you accuse me of that Renee - I probably knew about is sad demise before you did, what with the time difference!

I remember thinking how sad it was that he lived with Alzheimers - an affect on his mind when his body and his feet had been so lively.

Was also hugely pissed off when I heard that towards the very end of his life Real Madrid had agreed to visit to play a friendly match to raise money for the maestro's continuing care.

Reportedly the game raised thousands, maybe millions of euros but after Real Madrid had (according to the rumour) subtracted their appearance fee there wasn't all that much left.

Walking around that stadium next to Syma Centre was quiet and low-key but really special for me. Like Frank Skinner mentioned; going to a footie stadium is, for him, like going to a great cathedral - you can sense and feel and soak up all the shouts and fears and passions that have been shouted over all the games and years.

it's bizarre for me that Renee is related to him becaue I've admired Puskas for many years when much of the talk about the 'Greatest Ever' would always revolve around Pele-Maradona-Cruyff and Best. On different single individual areas of the game those three may have had an edge but none of them had the complete package like Ferenc Puskas. But football is such an amazing force that conversations like that can never be resolved, any ones opinion is just as good as anyone elses.

apart from Martyn's

[Renee]

Can't believe you accuse me of that Renee - I probably knew about is sad demise before you did, what with the time difference!

I remember thinking how sad it was that he lived with Alzheimers - an affect on his mind when his body and his feet had been so lively.

Was also hugely pissed off when I heard that towards the very end of his life Real Madrid had agreed to visit to play a friendly match to raise money for the maestro's continuing care.

Reportedly the game raised thousands, maybe millions of euros but after Real Madrid had (according to the rumour) subtracted their appearance fee there wasn't all that much left.

Walking around that stadium next to Syma Centre was quiet and low-key but really special for me. Like Frank Skinner mentioned; going to a footie stadium is, for him, like going to a great cathedral - you can sense and feel and soak up all the shouts and fears and passions that have been shouted over all the games and years.

it's bizarre for me that Renee is related to him becaue I've admired Puskas for many years when much of the talk about the 'Greatest Ever' would always revolve around Pele-Maradona-Cruyff and Best. On different single individual areas of the game those three may have had an edge but none of them had the complete package like Ferenc Puskas. But football is such an amazing force that conversations like that can never be resolved, any ones opinion is just as good as anyone elses.

apart from Martyn's

I tell you what, I'll let you touch my arm when we see each other next time... how bout that? LOL J/K of course.

Since you made a funny joke though I'll lay off you shitting your pants for one day.

[DaftDog]

Hey Renee, please could you squash or verify the following rumour about the generosity of Australian men.

Do Australian men really share their sheep, and if they do would they share with a foreigner?

ps Martyn asked me to ask you as he may be visiting your country in the near future.

[Renee]

Hey Renee, please could you squash or verify the following rumour about the generosity of Australian men.

Do Australian men really share their sheep, and if they do would they share with a foreigner?

ps Martyn asked me to ask you as he may be visiting your country in the near future.

We get our sheep from New Zealand..

Martyn won't be coming here, he has been blacklisted by customs for trying to smuggle his head into the country last time.

[DaftDog]

We get our sheep from New Zealand..

Martyn won't be coming here, he has been blacklisted by customs for trying to smuggle his head into the country last time.

Shame, did they really make him "bend and spread"?

[Renee]

Yeah but they couldn't tell which side was his ass.

[Anthony-Coral]

he has been blacklisted by customs for trying to smuggle his head into the country last time.

For my money, THAT is now the top insult in this thread!

Give yourselves a lolocopter!

[AE-Martyn]

Can't believe you accuse me of that Renee - I probably knew about is sad demise before you did, what with the time difference!

I remember thinking how sad it was that he lived with Alzheimers - an affect on his mind when his body and his feet had been so lively.

Was also hugely pissed off when I heard that towards the very end of his life Real Madrid had agreed to visit to play a friendly match to raise money for the maestro's continuing care.

Reportedly the game raised thousands, maybe millions of euros but after Real Madrid had (according to the rumour) subtracted their appearance fee there wasn't all that much left.

Walking around that stadium next to Syma Centre was quiet and low-key but really special for me. Like Frank Skinner mentioned; going to a footie stadium is, for him, like going to a great cathedral - you can sense and feel and soak up all the shouts and fears and passions that have been shouted over all the games and years.

it's bizarre for me that Renee is related to him becaue I've admired Puskas for many years when much of the talk about the 'Greatest Ever' would always revolve around Pele-Maradona-Cruyff and Best. On different single individual areas of the game those three may have had an edge but none of them had the complete package like Ferenc Puskas. But football is such an amazing force that conversations like that can never be resolved, any ones opinion is just as good as anyone elses.

apart from Martyn's

I am pretty sure you and Renee need to get a room. I am sure she would do anything for a vote

And it's not true that customs made me bend and spread....I requested it!

[Renee]

I am pretty sure you and Renee need to get a room. I am sure she would do anything for a vote

And it's not true that customs made me bend and spread....I requested it!

Thanks but I don't need to bribe for my votes

Doesn't surprise me that you requested the bend and spread. I bet you were wearing my red stilettos while doing it too...

[Renee]

For my money, THAT is now the top insult in this thread!

Give yourselves a lolocopter!

Thanks... I'm here all week

*ba boom ching*

[DaftDog]

Doesn't surprise me that you requested the bend and spread. I bet you were wearing my red stilettos while doing it too...

Oooooooooooh, nasty.