Kindred compliance
Got this.
I hope this email finds you well.
I am writing to inform you that we are in the final stages of processing your account review. To complete this process, we kindly ask you to provide a valid bank statement with Bank account IBAN *********************** ID provided by the bank. Kindly add the document as an attachment to your reply email.
Please accept our apologies for the delay in reaching out to you. Once we receive and verify the document, we will be able to finalize the process swiftly.
Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter. If you have any questions or need further assistance, please don't hesitate to reach out.
This pretty pisses me off, because asking my bank account statement is over the top of privacy. Do they send me their bank account statements? Because that would be only logical, because their money can be potentially dirty. I am not sending them anything. Beyond absurd.
Moreover after I had sent them my bank account statement, they asked for statement with IBAN. But IBAN is not part of my bank account statements, simply the bank is not providing it.
I was trying to explain that there are tools that derive bank account number from IBAN and vice versa (and everyone can see with naked eye that bank account is simply the last digits of IBAN).
Thank god this was later resolved with just a screenshot of internet banking where the IBAN is mentioned.
But what the companies will ask for in few years? Bank account statements of relatives? Check whether I paid insurance? Ask for current weather but in Fahrenheit and for Celsius they will not pay me.
This is truly absurd late stage of capitalism.
Last edited by Sherlock; 11 September 2024 at 8:15 am.
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