To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

**Bana Shami** · 8 August 2011, 5:13 pm

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athPr></w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--> Hi everybody,

I hope you're all doing well and that you are having a great start to the week so far!

My name is Bana, I work as an Affiliate Marketing Coordinator at Income Access and am loving every stressful yet immensely rewarding bit of it!

This is my first post on GPWA and I'd like to start it off by sharing a few laughs with you. I hope you enjoy the tips as much as I did!

To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity:

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat…with a serious face.
When the money comes out of the ATM, scream ‘’I won!! I won!!’”
When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, “Run for your lives!!! They’re loose!!”
Tell your children over dinner: “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go”

Hope that put a smile on your face!

**Zoorana** · 9 August 2011, 9:05 am

Bhwhahahhahahah!!! Man this is awesome. I laughed so hard i almost wet my pants! Cheers for sharing. You've made my day

**Zoorana** · 9 August 2011, 9:08 am

I was laughing so much i forgot - Welcome to the forum Bana! Looking forward to many more posts from you

**grem** · 10 August 2011, 12:34 pm

I knew a hair dryer had a better use!

**wagerjunction** · 10 August 2011, 1:21 pm

Welcome to the forum Bana.

That's what I call making a hell of a good first impression

**Bana Shami** · 18 August 2011, 6:14 pm

Hi Zoorana, Grem, and Wagerjunction!

I'm glad you enjoyed the post! Now the pressure is on for my next post to be just as good! What have I gotten myself into!? hehe

Thanks for the warm welcome

**Kasinoportalen** · 19 August 2011, 9:43 pm

Hahaha, diet water! I'll remember that one!

Welcome to the forum

**baldidiot** · 20 August 2011, 5:43 am

What's a hair dryer?!

And welcome!

**ocreditor** · 22 August 2011, 4:07 am

Welcome Bana, great first post

**gambling-uk** · 22 August 2011, 7:02 am

Thanks for those Bana!

I'm told it's been around for a bit, but I just found out about this site last week: fmylife.com . It's great for a distraction when you need one.

Cheers,
Dione Scott-Rogers
Gambling-UnitedKingdom.com
skype- dmscottrogers

**xecutable** · 23 August 2011, 3:03 am

Welcome and thanks Bana

For those who want more, here are some:

1. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
2. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"
3. Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."
4. Every time you see a broom, yell "Honey, your mother is here!"
5. "Hi-lite" your shoes. Tell people that you haven't lost your shoes since you did this.
6. Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,"Sorry, I really prefer it this way".

**gamblingdomainer** · 23 August 2011, 4:40 am

I wonder what my CA would say for point #2....

**AWH-Dila** · 24 August 2011, 5:25 am

That is extra hilarious!!!

P.S. Welcome to the forum!

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