A farmer walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, lying in bed reading a book, looks up and replies,"If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
The guy replies back, "If you weren't such a presumptuous b*tch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."


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