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    Default Math Question for you...

    Stacey got 18 Snickers.

    She's eating 4 of them and exchanges 8 for 10 Mars bars.

    She sells 6 Mars bars and buys 14 Whoppers.

    Why is she wearing leggings?

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    I think her legs are cold since the snickers she ate were the frozen kind.....man those things are good, I sure hope she saves me one.

    Besides, if you saw her eating one, wouldn't you "snicker"?

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    I think the answer is: because she is from Chatham, innit, bruv.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ae-martyn View Post
    why is she wearing leggings?
    e*( c/18 )-4

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    Well I think leggings can be sexy on the right woman, but I suspect Martyn only thinks they are sexy if she also has on a really nice pair of pumps....

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    Why is she wearing leggings?! Her diet of bucket loads of snickers, mars bars and whoopers suggests to me she ain't / shouldn't be the legging wearing type!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lowrisk View Post
    Why is she wearing leggings?! Her diet of bucket loads of snickers, mars bars and whoopers suggests to me she ain't / shouldn't be the legging wearing type!
    Because she doesn't fit into jeans after her snickers feast..... Leggings are stretchy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AE-Martyn View Post
    Stacey got 18 Snickers.

    She's eating 4 of them and exchanges 8 for 10 Mars bars.

    She sells 6 Mars bars and buys 14 Whoppers.

    Why is she wearing leggings?
    Because she can.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixian View Post
    Because she can.
    But only just.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AE-Martyn View Post
    But only just.

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    Well leggings are expandable, so she won’t feel guilty while eating all those Whoppers. If she was wearing jeans, then she would feel the jeans getting tighter and tighter.

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    Why weren't maths questions this entertaining when I was at school?

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