I was ordering grinders the other night, for delivery. The man at the pizza joint answered the phone, and this is how are conversation went..lolllllllll

Hello, MG pizza,

Me = Hi, i would like to order some grinders for delivery.
Him = sure, what would you like
Me = Do you have a "12 inch one"?
Him = i sure do
Me = Lucky YOU! lollll
Him = [i could hear him turning red]...omg, i can't believe you said that..LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Me = sorry, couldn't resist, it was a loaded question! lol
Him= you want this delivered.
Me = lol, yes i would
Him = were would you like it?
Me [ opening again]...Anywhere you want! LOLLLLLL
Him = OMG! lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Me = gave my address, and said, See ya when you get here "big guy"!

30 Minutes later

Knock on my door
Me = who is it?
Him = Big guy with your 12 inch!

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOO