Love Poems

[Chips]

These are entries to a Washington Post Competition Asking for a two-line rhyme whith the most romantic first line and the least romantic second line:


1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you has screwed up my life.


2. I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming.


3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

This describes everything you are not.


4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,

But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.


5. I thought that I could love no other

that is until I met your brother.


6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.


7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;

But don't take that paper bag off your face.


8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!


9. My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way?


10. My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'


11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime.

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Chips

I love I am just going to email it to Mrs Chips.............


Shaun

These are entries to a Washington Post Competition Asking for a two-line rhyme whith the most romantic first line and the least romantic second line:


1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you has screwed up my life.


2. I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming.


3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

This describes everything you are not.


4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,

But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.


5. I thought that I could love no other

that is until I met your brother.


6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.


7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;

But don't take that paper bag off your face.


8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!


9. My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way?


10. My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'


11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime.

[Chips]

HAHA Shaun, SHE wrote most of them!

As they say in baseball.....



Swing and a miss!

[raphnix]

These are entries to a Washington Post Competition Asking for a two-line rhyme whith the most romantic first line and the least romantic second line:


1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you has screwed up my life.


2. I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming.


3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

This describes everything you are not.


4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,

But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.


5. I thought that I could love no other

that is until I met your brother.


6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.


7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;

But don't take that paper bag off your face.


8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!


9. My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way?


10. My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'


11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime.

I think I did read this passages from some emails But hey, it still funny reading it again.