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About LinkBacksShe was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly," You've got to make love to me this very moment!"
My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen, table.
Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked,
"What was that all about?"
She explained, "The egg timer's broken.
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4 February 2010, 3:44 am #1
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lol, what a nice joke to start the day off..
Or was it real
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4 February 2010, 6:32 am #3
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!
Love it!
Thank you for the great laugh to start my day!
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True story of how his day started.
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lol, what a nice joke to start the day off..
Or was it real
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4 February 2010, 8:15 am #5
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4 February 2010, 8:38 am #6
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Hahahahah nice one Chris!
It happened to me too, the washing machine's timer (90 minutes cycle) was broken
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4 February 2010, 10:17 am #7
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And to make things worse, it was a quail egg....
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4 February 2010, 2:50 pm #10
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LMAOOOOO....your all too funny!
And you wonder why I love my "gadgets" with energizer batteries?
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One thing he forgot to mention....
She still had time to spare.....
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I would be more than happy to replace the egg timer...
Cool joke.
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