to the ladies .... but men ought to read too... maybe perhaps moreso....

[bb1web]

THE NEXT "SURVIVOR" SERIES

Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids
each for six weeks.

Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.

There is no fast food.

Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean,
correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and
pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money.

In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each
week.

Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives,
and send cards out on time.

Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist
appointment and a haircut
appointment . He must make one unscheduled and
inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care (weekend, evening, on a
holiday or right when they're about to leave for vacation).

He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a so cial function.

Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house,
planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.

The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and
all chores are done.

Each father will be required to know all of the words to every stupid
song that comes on TV and the name of each and every character on
cartoons.

Each man will have to make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a
tortilla and one marker; and get a 4 year old to eat a serving of peas.

Each man must adorn himself with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish
shoes, keep their nails polished and eyebrows groomed. The men must try

to get through each day without snot, spit-up or barf on their clothing.

During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe
abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings
but never once complain or slow down from other duties. They must tr y
to explain what a tampon is for when the 6-yr old boy finds it in the
purse.

They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least
once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.

He will need to read a book to the children each night without falling
asleep, and then feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their
hair each morning by 7:00 . They must leave the home with no food on
their face or clothes.

A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will
be required to know all of the following information: each child's
birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes
size and doctor's name.
Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of
labor, each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite s nack,
favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they
want to be when they grow up.

They must clean up after their sick children at 2:00 a.m. and then spend
t he remainder of the day tending to that child and waiting on them hand
and foot until they are better.

They must have a loving, age appropriate reply to, 'You're not the boss
of me'.

The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man
wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse
at a moment's notice.

After you get done laughing, send this to as many females as you think
will get a kick out of it and as many men as you think can handle it.

[rob3786]

I will certainly forward that to my girlfriend

[ck8795]

Hubby needs to read this

[bb1web]

thanks folks.

I should have added .... I find myself guilty of failing this test by considerable margin.

.... to the ladies.

[vinism]

I eliminated myself right here:

Each man will have to make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a
tortilla and one marker;

[bb1web]

I eliminated myself right here:

LOL!

I quit when it said I had to remember birthdays and other such things... I'm terrible at that.

[casinoinfogr]

Or a Married Superman?

[rob3786]

I never forget faces but names and birthdays that is difficult!

[bb1web]

I never forget faces but names and birthdays that is difficult!
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that is so me!

[McP]

But seriously ladies - would you really want this kind of competition from your man?