Valentine's Day Saying

[wagerjunction]

Found the following funny saying about Valentine's day and though I would share:

Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.

I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV

And my favorite:

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

[Renee]

They are pretty funny

I watched a show many years ago - can't remember what it was called now - but basically it was about how love is actually just an addiction. Anyone else seen it and remember the name?

[davenewgates]

Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is..

- my favorite of the all.

i think married women also been reminded of that during that time and worst, everyday

[wagerjunction]

Talking about shows, there is this totally crazy Quebecois comedy series about this couple and their daily ups and downs. It's hilarious!!!

The original version is in French though, called Un Gars, Une Fille - read A Guy, A Girl. There have been English adaptations made but I don't know if they will be as funny. Might be worth taking a look though.

[Gabriel_LCP]

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Maybe it has great texture

[wagerjunction]

Maybe it has great texture

Yeah, you are probably right. Might have something to do with the lace and gauzy fabrics... great texture

[Renee]

I would imagine the "rubbing" of that texture wouldn't be too comfortable...