Warning: Excessive alcohol consumption

[AWH-Dila]

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Warning: Excessive alcohol consumption can make you think that you are whispering while actually you’re shouting
Warning: Excessive alcohol consumption can make you dance like a gay (or a *****)
Warning: Excessive alcohol consumption can make you tell the same story over and over again until someone beats the hell out of you
Warning: Excessive alcohol consumption can make you think that your ex may be happy to hear your voice at 3 am
Warning: Excessive alcohol consumption can make you think that you have a black belt in Martial Arts
Warning: Excessive alcohol consumption can lead you to waking up next to someone you’ve never seen before
Warning: Excessive alcohol consumption can make you think that you are smarter than the cops
Warning: Excessive alcohol consumption can make you think of yourself as an Invisible Man
Warning: Excessive alcohol consumption is the main cause of pregnancy!

…I can relate to some of those

[davemerry]

Haha I can relate to more than them than my sober mind would like to...

[rak]

Warning: Excessive alcohol consumption may lead you, the affiliate in the back seat, and the taxi driver driving you back to the hotel, to laugh about chopping Rak up into tiny little pieces on the outskirts or Barcelona. It'll make you even laugh harder when the taxi driver gets all serious and tells the affiliate.. "ok I will do it, I know the perfect spot".. and it just makes everyone laugh only harder.

[Renee]

Hahahahah @ Rak. I still can't believe that happened.

[rak]

At the time, in my drunken stupor, I laughed so hard that I was crying. I laughed so hard that I wanted to puke.