What have you done while you were drunk?

[Zir0]

I licked a cactus and suffered from it 2 days totally.

[Renee]

LoL..

Some of the stuff in here could be in the Hangover movies. The one that cracked me up the most is this one though.



That is drunken ingenuity at it's finest. Only when drunk can one come up with solutions like that.

This cracked me up too... The funniest thing is that I know other people who have done this and get into the club. The bouncers here are real idiots.

None of my stories can compare to the ones here but I'm enjoying reading them

I do know a guy who got so drunk he woke up in the middle of the night and took a **** in his cupboard. Now that makes me laugh hard every time I think about it.

[GFPC]

Come now Renee share a story. You must have some good ones - do not be ashamed.. LOL

This cracked me up too... The funniest thing is that I know other people who have done this and get into the club. The bouncers here are real idiots.

None of my stories can compare to the ones here but I'm enjoying reading them

I do know a guy who got so drunk he woke up in the middle of the night and took a **** in his cupboard. Now that makes me laugh hard every time I think about it.

[rak]

CasinoTom and davemerry you guys are madddd... CasinoTom's white wedding had me in stitches.. I know the song.. and I know if I was drunk.. I would be totally puttong on that billy idol rough "white wedddinggg" lyrics.

I actually have tears in my eyes here from laughing so hard.

Its true the bouncers here are a little clueless. Actually the shoes I wore back in those days that got me denied, would probably get me to the front of the line these days.

Renee is a lady *cough* when she drinks. She's awesome.

[Renee]

Come now Renee share a story. You must have some good ones - do not be ashamed.. LOL

Talk about peer pressure!

Renee is a lady *cough* when she drinks. She's awesome.

Ha!

Unfortunately I am NEVER a lady and have never claimed to be one.

OK few quickies.. but seriously, this is the worst of them.

My 18th birthday and the first time I got drunk I felt sick so I walked out of the club, across the road into a grass patch, vommed then fell asleep. When I woke up I was in a random car. Had everything on me, I hadn't been molested or anything, so I got out and locked it then went back inside the club and kept drinking.

Work christmas party we always get kicked out of one place because one guy looks too drunk (he even looks so drunk when he is sober) and he was not there that year so I flashed my ass to the bar staff and got us kicked out.

The same year I managed to fall asleep in a bus stop with my ass hanging out and some guy walking past telling me it's one of the 7 wonders of the world. I called him an obsenity and made him move along. The obsenity may have started with a c.

Last one.. In London last year I managed to fall between a bed and a wall while trying to get someone out of bed to come drink with us.. I didn't spill my beer but I managed to wet myself because I laughed so hard.. Not 5 minutes later walking down the hall with Cobus from referback I told him to "Listen to this" and when he said "What?" I let one rip so loud that it echoed down the hall and I wet myself again because I laughed too hard.

And this folks is why I don't fart and drink.

[Haydendiego]

With my friends I have done many things while we were drunk. One thing I remember was that we four were playing cards at late night. And we are fooling our one friend in terms of money. As he is not able to catch us because he is out of his mind and we three were enjoying and laughing at his foolishness.

[Renee]

And thats what happens when I tell my story, I kill the thread.

Thanks for bumping it Haydendiego...

Now come on, someone else tell their stories. There's gotta be others as good as Tom's?

[pompeyrayuk]

Dont think I should answer this on the grounds I may be arrested

[diceman]

Ok, I like this thread so here is one...

I once got in a stretch hummer limo with a bunch of strage affiliate managers and went to Nicky Hiltons bday party last time I was in vegas. I got pretty shitfaced... I remember one of the affiliate managers mentioning something like a 1+k bill for the 6 of us soooooo we were HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAmered or (massive pissed for those from the UK) It went on for awhile before we stubled out to a cabride I dont remember. I started back to harrahs as the sun started to rise from leaving another hotel on the strip where I spent time with a affiliate manager (now now... I only kiss on the first date lol)... then walked through my hotel room door... grabed a bottle of expensive water and took a few drinks knowing what was about to happen.... Hit the balcony for an amazing view while I soaked in the night I just had while taking a few hits from a joint.... Then grabbed a towel and gently put it on floor in front of the toilet..... Ill spare you the rest lmao..

Bout the closest thing I can talk about. I can say I have had some good times in my life though for sure. I could tell some stories. I have traveled solo all over since I was 17.