Widdle Wabbits

[Redbush54]

A little girl goes 2 a pet shop & asks "excuthe me do u have widdle wabbits?" The shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he is on her level & says"do u want a widdle white or a thoft fwuffy bwack wabbit, or 1 like that widdle bwown 1 over there?". The little girl blushes, rocks back on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and whispers, "I don't wealy fink my anaconda gives a phuck".

[DaftDog]

phabulous!

[wagerjunction]

On their first date, Joe took Rose to the carnival. When he asked her what she wanted to do first, Rose replied, "Get weighed."

So Joe took her to the man with the scale who guesses your weight. He looked at Rose and said, "One hundred and twenty pounds." Since Rose weighed in at one seventeen, she collected a prize.

Next they went on the roller coaster. When the ride was finished, Joe asked Rose what she wanted to do next. "Get weighed," she said. So they went back to the man with the scale, who of course guessed Rose's weight correctly.

Leaving without a prize, they went for a ride on the merry-go-round. After they got off, Joe asked Rose what she wanted to do next. "I want to get
weighed!" she said again.

Now Joe began to think this girl was quite strange, and decided to end the evening quickly. He left her at the door with a quick handshake.

Rose's roommate Laura was waiting up for her return and asked how the evening went.

"Oh Waura, it was Wousy!" Rose replied.

[DaftDog]

What's the worst thing about being a test-tube baby?
You know your dad's a ******.