Would you rather?

[Renee]

I saw this article today with 15 of the hardest "would you rather" questions and thought it would be fun!

1. Give up cheese or give up oral sex?
2. Lick butter from a homeless person's toes or Have sex with a wild gorilla?
3. Have Cheetos fingers for the rest of your life or have a popcorn kernel stuck in the back of your throat the rest of your life?
4. Use sandpaper toilet paper or use hot sauce as eye drops?
5. Never have access to the internet or have Nicolas Cage always be within one meter of you?
6. **** bricks or puke slugs?
7. Have permanent clown face or have permanent clown clothes?
8. Have legs as long as your fingers or have fingers as long as your legs?
9. Have to swim everywhere or have to listen to nickelback for 12 hours each day for the rest of your life?
10. Have pubic hair for teeth or have teeth for pubic hair?
11. Have explosive diarrhea fort he rest of your life or eat a big bowl of poo once?
12. *** glass shards or cry glass shards?
13. Go around with a visible booger in your nose all the time or have a hairy mole right between your eyes?
14. Change sex every time you sneeze or not be able to tell the difference between a baby and a muffin?
15. Watch your parents make love every night for the rest of your life or join in once to stop it?

Looking forward to these answers

[DanHorvat]

1. Give up cheese or give up oral sex? Cheese.
2. Lick butter from a homeless person's toes or Have sex with a wild gorilla? Gorilla. Should be fun.
3. Have Cheetos fingers for the rest of your life or have a popcorn kernel stuck in the back of your throat the rest of your life? Kernel. Would get scurvy pretty quickly if I ate only Cheetos.
4. Use sandpaper toilet paper or use hot sauce as eye drops? Sandpaper. Eyes don't heal.
5. Never have access to the internet or have Nicolas Cage always be within one meter of you? Cage. Should be fun.
6. **** bricks or puke slugs? Slugs.
7. Have permanent clown face or have permanent clown clothes? Toughest one yet. Clothes, I guess.
8. Have legs as long as your fingers or have fingers as long as your legs? Fingers as long as legs. I'd chop them to appropriate length.
9. Have to swim everywhere or have to listen to nickelback for 12 hours each day for the rest of your life? I'd swim!
10. Have pubic hair for teeth or have teeth for pubic hair? Teeth for pubic hair.
11. Have explosive diarrhea fort he rest of your life or eat a big bowl of poo once? Poo, once and I'm done.
12. *** glass shards or cry glass shards? Cry glass shards. Since boys don't cry.
13. Go around with a visible booger in your nose all the time or have a hairy mole right between your eyes? Booger.
14. Change sex every time you sneeze or not be able to tell the difference between a baby and a muffin? Change sex, I could be a lesbian.
15. Watch your parents make love every night for the rest of your life or join in once to stop it? Ugh. Watch.

[Renee]

Most of those were similar to my answers. Although number 4 was opposite for me just because I'd need to use toilet paper far more than eyedrops.

I liked your answer for 14. Exactly why I thought this would be fun

[Christiaan]

Where did you find these crazy questions? Lol!

Some are really hard! Some are Sick!

I guess most people would have kind of similar answers.

[RyanWeb]

lol at the answers and yes, I would have somewhat similar!

[DanHorvat]

number 4 was opposite for me just because I'd need to use toilet paper far more than eyedrops.

Crap. Didn't think of that.

I liked your answer for 14. Exactly why I thought this would be fun

Yup loads of fun, too bad I'll never know. What I can do is ask those who do know to describe it to the best of their ability.

What would your answer to 14 be? And why? And what would you do after you sneeze?

[Renee]

Of course my answer to 14 would be the same as yours.
I think I'd be watching a hell of a lot more p0rn than I already do if that happened LOL

[DanHorvat]

Wicked!

I knew fun Renee was around here somewhere.

[Renee]

Wicked!

I knew fun Renee was around here somewhere.

I told you she was around. She has just been busy watching pr0n.

[Casinorep]

1. Give up cheese or give up oral sex? Not really into oral sex but definitely into cheese... now other type of.......... different story
2. Lick butter from a homeless person's toes or Have sex with a wild gorilla? depends how wild gorilla is
3. Have Cheetos fingers for the rest of your life or have a popcorn kernel stuck in the back of your throat the rest of your life? Cheetos fingers
4. Use sandpaper toilet paper or use hot sauce as eye drops? hot sauce
5. Never have access to the internet or have Nicolas Cage always be within one meter of you? Nick.. can you use some acting lessons from him
6. **** bricks or puke slugs? A man can have pride in the sheer size of his ****
7. Have permanent clown face or have permanent clown clothes? clown clothes
8. Have legs as long as your fingers or have fingers as long as your legs? long fingers can do wonders.....
9. Have to swim everywhere or have to listen to nickelback for 12 hours each day for the rest of your life? swim.. was on varsity swim team in hs
10. Have pubic hair for teeth or have teeth for pubic hair? clean shaven count?
11. Have explosive diarrhea fort he rest of your life or eat a big bowl of poo once? toughy... but at least diarrhea cleans out the system...
12. *** glass shards or cry glass shards? ***
13. Go around with a visible booger in your nose all the time or have a hairy mole right between your eyes? booger
14. Change sex every time you sneeze or not be able to tell the difference between a baby and a muffin? Couldn't care less about babies...
15. Watch your parents make love every night for the rest of your life or join in once to stop it? watch... happened when I was little

[FruityJelena]

Hahaha these questions are epic!!

1. Give up cheese or give up oral sex? - Cheese. I'd think twice if it was potato :P
2. Lick butter from a homeless person's toes or Have sex with a wild gorilla? - Jesus Butter.
3. Have Cheetos fingers for the rest of your life or have a popcorn kernel stuck in the back of your throat the rest of your life? - Lol, had to Google this. Both are so annoying, but I'll go with Cheetos.
4. Use sandpaper toilet paper or use hot sauce as eye drops? - Hot sauce, because I never used eye drops
5. Never have access to the internet or have Nicolas Cage always be within one meter of you? - I don't find Nicolas Page annoying. Would survive his presence.
6. **** bricks or puke slugs? - Puke slugs. Taking a good care of how much I drink in this case.
7. Have permanent clown face or have permanent clown clothes? - Clothes! I often wear colourful clothes, there wouldn't be such a big difference :P
8. Have legs as long as your fingers or have fingers as long as your legs? - Fingers as legs.
9. Have to swim everywhere or have to listen to nickelback for 12 hours each day for the rest of your life? - Looool, I hate Nickelback, but I looove swimming, so definitely swim!
10. Have pubic hair for teeth or have teeth for pubic hair? - Whaaaat?!
11. Have explosive diarrhea fort he rest of your life or eat a big bowl of poo once? - I'll just puke slugs.
12. *** glass shards or cry glass shards? - Cry, but I'd need a very good control of my emotions.
13. Go around with a visible booger in your nose all the time or have a hairy mole right between your eyes? -Booger
14. Change sex every time you sneeze or not be able to tell the difference between a baby and a muffin? - It would be fun to change sex everytime I sneeze! The easies choice so far!
15. Watch your parents make love every night for the rest of your life or join in once to stop it? - I'd survive watching if they are fast every time.

[Miles_FTA]

I told you she was around. She has just been busy watching pr0n.

I would really love to watch Pr0n ...but have no clue what it is ?

[Renee]

Lies.

There is not a man on earth who doesn't know what pr0n is.

PS. This thread is pretty old