Toilet Humour

[DaftDog]

Do men fart more than women?
No, women fart just as much as men. It's just that most men take more pride in it than most women. There is a large variation among individuals in the amount of fart gas produced per day, but the variation does not correlate with gender.
I have read that men fart more often than women. If this is true, then women must be saving it up and expelling more gas per fart than men do.

Do men's farts smell worse than women's farts?
Based on what I have experienced of women's farts, all I can say is that I hope not. Scientific studies of farts show that women's farts have a higher concentration of odour causing gases than men's farts, but men's farts have a larger volume. The two factors equalize out (the same number of stench molecules for both), so the odour is about the same.

At what time of day is a gentleman most likely to fart?
A gentleman is mostly likely to fart first thing in the morning, while in the bathroom. This is known as "morning thunder," and if the gentleman gets good resonance, it can be heard throughout the household.

Read more interesting fart facts here.

[Renee]

I thought women farted more than men because they talk more?

I do love a good fart fact.

[pdjoe]

Can we get a video on this please to back up the accuasations and perhaps a scratch and sniff?

Have a great weekend all of you !

[Maria F]

I love the fact that you back up the joke with scientists studies, it sound very credible LOL.

[Chips]

It's threads like these that really bring back the fond memories of Pat. She woulda been all over this!

[Gabriel_LCP]

Well I had a girlfriend once that would always fart in the car and would stare at me waiting until I smelled it so she could see my reaction... thats just plain mean!

Has anybody felt that some farts are distinctive for some people. Like if there is a group of people and you smell that bad odor you know right away who is guilty of the crime??

[Jennytaketheworld]

hihihi

Good one for the morning !

[ocreditor]

There's no way that women's smell worse than men's..although that's simply based on personal experience. I have no data to back my argument up.

[casinoplanet]

Thanks for this eye opener

[Renee]

Well I had a girlfriend once that would always fart in the car and would stare at me waiting until I smelled it so she could see my reaction... thats just plain mean!

Hahahah I love it. This is something I would do if my other half didn't go nuts when I farted in the car already.

Has anybody felt that some farts are distinctive for some people. Like if there is a group of people and you smell that bad odor you know right away who is guilty of the crime??

I'm pretty sure I am that person that everyone looks at when they can smell something and my first arguement is that it doesn't even smell like one of mine.

It's threads like these that really bring back the fond memories of Pat. She woulda been all over this!

That's the first thing I thought when I read this thread too

[DaftDog]

Thanks for this eye opener

That's not all that opened up.

[banksylondon]

well all i know is i fart a lot in the morning and more rich food i eat more it will smell

[DaftDog]

well all i know is i fart a lot in the morning and more rich food i eat more it will smell

I suppose as long as it doesn't leave a skid mark it's okay.