I'd buy some big affiliate, together with the employed team and spend a year traveling and living in exotic and unusual places, while I receive commissions doing nothing :P
After that I'd award all those hard-working people from that team and get back to my laptop to continue working

Maybe I'd buy a house with a pool in Malta as well or somewhere else by the sea, where I wouldn't have problems not being EU citizen.
Which actually gave me idea that first of all, I'd buy a citizenship of some EU county haha!