Never Try to Outsmart a Woman

[Renee]

A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey, I have been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing.. We'll be gone for a long weekend. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a 3 day weekend”.....

And also would you get out my rod and tackle box from the attic ?

We're leaving at 4:30 PM from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up..

'Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas..'

The wife thinks this sounds a bit odd, but, being the good wife,

She does exactly what her husband asked.

Following the long weekend he came home a little tired, but, otherwise, looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?

He says, 'Yes! Lots of Walleyes, some Bass, and a few Pike.

He said but why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?

The wife replies, “I did, they're in your tackle box”.


Never, Never, Never
Try to outsmart a woman!!!

[Gabriel_LCP]

lol well played! almost got away with it though

[satya]

Good one, at least in these matters it is difficult to outsmart women.

[Anthony]

Checkmate.

[Louis - Income Access]

True story:

A friend of mine fancies himself quite the ladies man, and is generally running around with a few at any time.

So one of his girls is in the shower and she comes out with tears in her eyes and says "what the hell is this?" and points at the glass wall of the shower which has fogged up completely except where his other girl had apparently writen her name in soap on the glass, which of course couldn't be seen until the shower fogged up the next time.

Killer move.

[Mel_am]

LMAO!!.... sneaky sneaky !!....

[graham]

True story:

A friend of mine fancies himself quite the ladies man, and is generally running around with a few at any time.

So one of his girls is in the shower and she comes out with tears in her eyes and says "what the hell is this?" and points at the glass wall of the shower which has fogged up completely except where his other girl had apparently writen her name in soap on the glass, which of course couldn't be seen until the shower fogged up the next time.

Killer move.

Haha thats pretty funny

[Renee]

True story:

A friend of mine fancies himself quite the ladies man, and is generally running around with a few at any time.

So one of his girls is in the shower and she comes out with tears in her eyes and says "what the hell is this?" and points at the glass wall of the shower which has fogged up completely except where his other girl had apparently writen her name in soap on the glass, which of course couldn't be seen until the shower fogged up the next time.

Killer move.

Hahah... Definitely a killer move.. I'm sure he will be checking his mirror every time he has a girl around now.. Poor bloke.

[Gabriel_LCP]

That's terrible, I would of never imagined that if that were to happen to me... if I ever would be in that situation, which I'll never be in anyways

[wagerjunction]

Clever

Definitely one to keep for future reference