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    Default The old man and the beach

    A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.
    For the sake of civility,
    and to keep it from getting sunburned,
    he had a hat over his privates.

    A woman walks past and says, snickering,
    "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."

    He raised an eyebrow and replied,
    "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself."
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