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    Default Something is Backward Here

    In a small town, a man decided to build a brothel, right opposite a church. The church and its congregation started a campaign to block the brothel from opening with petitions and prayed daily against his business.

    Work progressed. However, when it was almost complete and about to open a few days later, a lightning bolt struck the brothel and it was burnt to the ground.

    The church folks were rather smug in their outlook after that, till the brothel owner sued the church on the grounds that the church through its congregation's prayers was ultimately responsible for the destruction of his brothel, either through direct or indirect actions or means.

    In its reply to the court, the church vehemently denied all responsibility or any connection that their prayers were reasons for the act of God. As the case made its way into court, the judge looked over the paperwork at the hearing and commented:

    'I don't know how I'm going to decide this case, but it appears from the paperwork, we have a brothel owner who believes in the power of prayer and we have an entire church that doesn't.'
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    "People who are unable to motivate themselves must be content with mediocrity." ~Andrew Carnegie~

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