Anyone got any "Why Is Its?"

[Chalkie]

Got your attn!

Why is it that when i have an early morning followed by a late night that the guy from the electricity board keeps his appointment after missing 4 and turns up at 7AM

Why is it when the wife puts the washing out it comes in dry but when i put it out the heavens open within 5 minutes?

Why is it that when i set some time aside to actually do some work i find myself babbling on here?

Well theres my "why is its" for today and they are all genuine from today too!

Anyone got any to add?

[Betpartners]

i have loads like this one

Why is it that Arsenal think they are any good when they win nothing

But the most relevant one for me is

Why is it i am responding to this

[GamTrak]

Developers tell you they will finish on a certain date, but don't?

That you believe them and trust that it will be done?

You can't do everything you need done yourself?

Life feels so short that you won't get everything you want to do done?

I have more, but I need to get after a few folks to get my software and affiliate program done. hehe

[Chips]

Simple..... Karma, just good old Karma...

Why is it I always feel the worst right befor physical therapy and even worse afterwards?

[casinojack]

Why is it wrong to ask a pretty waitress you been flirting all night with, if she walks to her car alone at night after she gets off?
Why is it wrong to want to die in your sleep like you grandfather did, and not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car?
Why is it that my girlfriend says not to trying new things? I mean everyone has a goat in their bedroom now a days..

[AmCan]

Developers tell you they will finish on a certain date, but don't?

Hey, i said it would be done on the 26th. I didn't specify which month or year. As a result, i'm still ahead schedule!

oops, i'm not writing code anymore. Talk about reflexes!

[giggles7p]

Why is it men can build a ship that goes to the moon, but can't wipe their asses?

Why is it that people say they are going to "take a crap" but actually they are "leaving one"?

Why is it funny to name a dog "stay"? so you can say "come here" "stay"...lol

Why is it that the best food to eat and the healthiest to eat are to damn expensive to buy?

Why is it that gamblers like to play slots, even though they are nicknamed "one arm bandits?" the word bandits, should tell you it steals your money, but we insist on playing anyway!

[hazo]

Why is it funny to name a dog "stay"? so you can say "come here" "stay"...lol

I laughed so hard at that. Hahaha.

[GamTrak]

Hey, i said it would be done on the 26th. I didn't specify which month or year. As a result, i'm still ahead schedule!

oops, i'm not writing code anymore. Talk about reflexes!

LOL well I've been promised that it will be Friday of this month. *Fingers crossed* I'm trying to be understanding and patience.

[CK - Schalk]

Why is it men can build a ship that goes to the moon, but can't wipe their asses?

Erm... You're hanging around with the wrong men, methinks.

[raphnix]

Why is it color fades?

Why is it Lakers fan have to be rioting again when their team won the championship?

[Renee]

Im going to be a dudd here and call it Murphy's Law.

Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

That's why buttered bread always falls on the buttered side when it falls off a table or bench.

My "why is it" for today is, why is it that people sit in the overtaking lane when they are not overtaking, then get angry at you for flashing your lights at them to move so you can go past?

[Chalkie]

Im going to be a dudd here and call it Murphy's Law.



That's why buttered bread always falls on the buttered side when it falls off a table or bench.

My "why is it" for today is, why is it that people sit in the overtaking lane when they are not overtaking, then get angry at you for flashing your lights at them to move so you can go past?

You been behind me then?

(see cars thread)

Slowest luxury car driver in the world

[casinojack]

That's why buttered bread always falls on the buttered side when it falls off a table or bench.

Why is it if butter always lands buttered side down, and a cat would always land on his feet, and you tie a piece of buttered bread to his back...nevermind, back to my beer

[Renee]

Why is it if butter always lands buttered side down, and a cat would always land on his feet, and you tie a piece of buttered bread to his back...nevermind, back to my beer

I would like to see the result of that experiment.
Anyone want to volunteer?

[bbonline]

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[pgaming]

Why is it almost all processed foods may contain peanuts?

I found this one "What is another word for "thesaurus"?

I can see how this can be a bothersome thread lol.

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