Thursday Smile

[DaftDog]

What's the height of conceit?
Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
Ornamental balls.

What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.

What can Lifesavers do that men cannot?
Come in five flavours.

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry it.

How can you tell which is the head nurse?
The one with dirty knees.

What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
They both like a tight seal.

How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Who knows, they never get the house.

[Renee]

What's the height of conceit?
Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Too bad if you and your partner had the same name.. O_o

[Anthony]

lol...funny stuff

[ocreditor]

Nice one

[Maria F]

'What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.'

I loved it, it was cute, funny and dirty at the same time, a tripel thread joke LOL

[casdirs]

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry it.

lol this one is so true My son saw his ex the other day and she got married recently. He couldn't believe how different she looked and was glad he didn't end up with her lol

[Doolally]

Risqué but good.

[Thewordtree]

I love the bunny one

[Gabriel_LCP]

lol this one is so true My son saw his ex the other day and she got married recently. He couldn't believe how different she looked and was glad he didn't end up with her lol

haha my dad always told me that if I meet a girl I should always check out her mom because that's what she may look like in 30 years or so... I guess that's pretty true most of the time. I never really followed his advice!

[Renee]

We dont all turn out like our mums!
Sometimes our sister's are the ones who do.. well that's the case in my family anyway!

[LuckyLizzy]

I'll never turn out like my mom. I don't care if I have to run 10 miles every day for the rest of my life if that's what it takes. I think using moms to judge what the woman will look like is a bad idea. Lots of things can make people look like crap and genetics are just a part of it. Diet, exercise and staying smoke-free will keep a person looking years younger than their mother probably does.

Maybe it's just wishful thinking on my part though because my mom is very overweight. Don't you guys think you can prevent it? I sure hope so!

[Bobler]

My sister always told me if you wanna know how a girl looks like later, look at her mom! But I guess she only says it because she knows she's fortunate in that regard.

But no one should worry to much I'd say.

[casinoplanet]

really funny!!