You know when you're on a conference when...

[AE-Martyn]

...when it's OK to drink spirits at 9am, having not been to bed.

[Christiaan]

...when your taxi driver is smoking hash while driving.

[Renee]

When everyone is talking about how long they have had to sit on a plane for without knowing you've actually just sat on a plane for 3 times the amount of time they have.


When your head falls in your dinner because you're so jetlagged that you can't keep your eyes open.


When you fall asleep mid sentence.

[AE-Martyn]

...when hot chicks actually approach you.

[AE-Stephen]

When Martyn and his band of merrymen play initiation pranks on you all week

[rak]

When someone says "if you join these 3 packets of cigarettes together, they control the world"

[RacingJim]

...when hot chicks actually approach you.

Isn't that the strip club?

[tryme]

When someone says "if you join these 3 packets of cigarettes together, they control the world"

Is that not true then?! I thought it was an actual fact.

[Renee]

...when hot chicks actually approach you.

Don't get too excited. They are paid to approach you.

[baldidiot]

Don't get too excited. They are paid to approach you.

First time I met Martyn a scantily clad woman approached (within minutes) and offered us tokens for free lap dances. I'm guessing this wasn't a coincidence...

[AE-Martyn]

First time I met Martyn a scantily clad woman approached (within minutes) and offered us tokens for free lap dances. I'm guessing this wasn't a coincidence...

Pure coincidence and I have no idea how that customer loyalty card for that strip joint got in my wallet either!

[Renee]

When you have a customer loyalty card for a strip joint that is in another country.

[ Anyone remember Darling Cabaret? ]

[rak]

When you're in Barcelona, a cab with Simmo and Mikto, and Mitko can't remember where he is staying.. and his only description is
"its a street with trees, and there are some huge bins outside..."

90 mins later...

We manage to find his apartment where his staying, with trees outside, and some massive bins.

[sweetbet]

...when hot chicks actually approach you.

So true. That really is the only time when they approach me

[Renee]

When you're in Barcelona, a cab with Simmo and Mikto, and Mitko can't remember where he is staying.. and his only description is
"its a street with trees, and there are some huge bins outside..."

90 mins later...

We manage to find his apartment where his staying, with trees outside, and some massive bins.

Or when you're in barcelona in a cab and the person you're with tells the cab driver to driver you out somewhere and chop you up into little pieces and the cabby agrees?

[rak]

Or when you're in barcelona in a cab and the person you're with tells the cab driver to driver you out somewhere and chop you up into little pieces and the cabby agrees?

Hahaha.. oh wow.. that was a memorable cab ride. The people you introduce me to Renee!

[Renee]

Hahaha.. oh wow.. that was a memorable cab ride. The people you introduce me to Renee!

Haha true. But I love that guy. He is the best value ever. It's sad when he is not at conferences. I hope he is going to London!