What have you done while you were drunk?

[Renee]

There are so many videos going around now with these people who are absolutely toasted doing stupid things, and last night we had a work dinner where a few stories were going around about what people have done when they were drunk...

I was thinking about what the craziest thing I have done when I was drunk is, and it's pretty boring, but I always seem to flash my bum at everyone...

So what's the craziest/funniest thing you've ever done while you were drunk?

[RayUK]

I am a very boring drunk. All I do is smile a lot and then fall asleep.

[Chips]

I honestly don't remember.

[shayla69]

Renee Your not the only Boring drunk i am also.. But some tell me I cry When Im drunk.

[LuckyLizzy]

I am friendly towards people I dont even like when I get drunk which is really annoying. That is why I rarely drink I guess... Besides that I do smile a LOT too lol

[pompeyrayuk]

VERY VERY dangerous question that one Renee and Im sure as most of you know my personality you would not want me to answer lol

[giggles7p]

I like to whip out my "Pecker Checker Ruler" and line the men up!

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[pompeyrayuk]

Why oh why am I not surprised pmsl

I like to whip out my "Pecker Checker Ruler" and line the men up!

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[thepokerkeep]

One time (when I was a teenager) a bunch of us were camping, we were all ****-faced and decided to get naked and "streak" the campground.

It got a little out of hand - we collapsed a bunch of tents with the people still inside.

When the police arrived, it was pretty easy for them to find the culprits.

They just looked for the only tent still standing! A night in jail for that one...

[pgaming]

Not long ago my friends and I borrowed a full scale plastic horse from a local bar. The horse was just standing there in the garden looking pretty. At first I jumped on it and fell over and noticed it must have weighed only 50lbs. Having designated driver with a convertible top we put the horse upside down taking up the trunk lid and most of the back seat.

We cruised around for a few hours while being bombarded by questions from other drivers. Our only response was were we going to the 24hour emergency veterinarian clinic and by the stiffness of the horse appearance we had very little time.

For myself the whole experience was just too funny. And yes we returned the horse in the wee hours of the morning in perfect condition.

Maybe not funniest but something I will soon not forget.

greek39

[Renee]

Hahahahah well I guess I got what I asked for!

I suppose I'm not totally boring. I've been told I'm very funny when I've had a few... even funnier than usual

Terry that story is too funny! And greek I was picturing your story and can't stop laughing... I can't believe people didn't realise it was plastic! Lots of people know about horses where you're from eh?

It seems a lot of people get the smilies and giggles when they are drinking.. that's awesome!

And pomps you gotta tell us at least one story!

One of the guys at work was telling us last week that he got so **** faced that he actually took a crap in his cupboard... WTF?!

I've also heard of people pissing in the fridge amongst other things...
There's gotta be some of those around here..

[ElaineGardiner]

Normally when i get drunk i just seem to think everything is a good idea.

Before i moved abroad me and my friends invented a game called "Team steal", basically it's stealing random things from pubs/bars/clubs. At the end of the night we'd all go back to someone's flat to continue party and see who got the best "team steal", there were bar matts, glasses, forks, salt shakers, posters all that kind of thing, i remember the best one was my friend manage to smuggle out a tray of whole lemons from a club! LOL

Any one ever played Pub Golf?

[Renee]

Elaine there was an Aussie woman who played that game in Bali (I think) a few years back and they ended up throwing her in jail because she stole a bar mat from a pub there..

Hilarious, but I wouldn't wanna get thrown in the lockup for that one.. especially in a country like Bali..

I can't believe your friend came out with a whole tray of lemons... That's gold right there. How on earth did she get it out of the club?!