Further Proof

[Chips]

Further proof...
"HELL, HATH NO FURRY LIKE A WOMAN SCORNED."

A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, 'Where did you get that truck???!!!'

He calmly told them, 'I bought it today.'

'With what money?' demanded his parents. They knew what a Chevrolet Avalanche cost.

'Well,' said the boy, 'this one cost me just fifteen dollars..' So the parents began to yell even louder.

'Who would sell a truck like that for fifteen dollars?' they said..

'It was the lady up the street,' said the boy. I don't know her name -they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars.'

'Oh my Goodness!,' moaned the mother, 'she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's going on.' So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias!

He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a new Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.

'Well,' she said, 'this morning I got a phone call from my husband. (I thought he was on a business trip, but learned from a friend he had run off to Hawaii with his mistress and really doesn't intend to come back).

He claimed he was stranded and needed cash, and asked me to sell his new Chevrolet Avalanche and send him the money.

So I did.'

(Are women good or what?)
I love it!!!!!

[Renee]

Bwahahaha I love it!

[Anthony]

Nice...

[casinoplanet]

Great one

[Maria F]

I would do exactly the same or worst LOL!!!!

[Doolally]

Ouch!

[duel5am]

Ok I got one too:

A man wanted to determine if both his wife and his mistress were faithful to him. So he decided to send them on the same cruise, then later question each one on the other's behavior.

When his wife returned, he asked her about the people on the trip in general, then casually asked her about the behavior of a passenger (his mistress), he said he knew from work.

"She slept with nearly every man on the ship," his wife reported.

The disheartened man then met with his cheating mistress to ask her the same questions about his wife.

"She was a real lady," his mistress said.

"How so?" the encouraged man asked.

"She came on board with her husband and never left his side."

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[Maria F]

Ouch!

Have you ever heard of Mr Bobbitt? that is a real ouch story LOL

[playking]

Wow... Awesome

[banksylondon]

you go girl he got what he deserved