Good Thursday Morning GPWAers!

[giggles7p]

Its colder than a witches tit this morning! Damn, were did fall go?? Its like winter already!

Ya know i don't go out in the winter, one snow flake and i am snow bound for the winter, i go and hibernate with my furry friends....do raccoons hibernate? I wonder if they have room for my ass in there sewer drain? lollll

Had a ****** sleep last night..[real ******, hubby had the farts] and i swore he **** himself...even woke him up at 3 am and told him so! lolllllll

Note to self....pick up febreeze air freshener at store today.

How was your night? Have a wonderful day, and see ya on the boards.

cheers
Pat

[thepokerkeep]

Eileen and her husband Bob went for counseling after 25 years of marriage.

When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married.

She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking Eileen to stand, embraced her, unbuttoned her blouse and bra, put his hands on her breasts and massaged them thoroughly, while kissing her passionately as her husband Bob watched with a raised eyebrow!

Eileen shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down while basking in the glow of being highly aroused.

The therapist turned to Bob and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week.. Can you do this?'

Bob thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf.

[giggles7p]

Roflmaooooooooooo!

And good morning to you too Terry! lolll

That's the way to get my morning going, a few massages and a kiss from a stranger, and the promise of no husband on fridays! LOLLLL

[GamTrak]

LMAO @ your joke Terry!

Good morning giggles, Terry & all!

Pat, i'm glad that you are feeling better today, atleat I hope you are. I was sick all day Saturday, but doing good today. It's a very busy week with my 8th anniversary and all. Remember the ones we use to have? They were such fun! Miss you being there!

Have a good one.

[giggles7p]

Oh my goodness! Its Gamtraks 8th anniversary? Well i need to get my butt over there and crash the damn party!

Yep, i remember that parties and all the trouble that damn genie aberdeeny used to cause! Stick airplanes and lost dogs up my butt! lol

Where is she? is she still around? its been so long Robin, i do have to stop over, look for me later today as long as i am feeling ok. And yes, today is definitely better than ****** yesterday! lollll

Thanks for asking, hope your feeling better too. Congrats on 8 years, and best wishes for many many more.

Pat

[GamTrak]

Oh my goodness! Its Gamtraks 8th anniversary? Well i need to get my butt over there and crash the damn party!

Yep, i remember that parties and all the trouble that damn genie aberdeeny used to cause! Stick airplanes and lost dogs up my butt! lol

Thanks for the congrats Pat!

I get sick everytime I think about how my ezboard got hacked and I lost all of those posts from back then! It would have been a riot to read them again as you use to always have me in tears from laughing so hard and my jaw would hurt!

Aberdeeny is not active at the forum anymore as she now has three small children and life to deal with. We chat now and then. Julie stopped by, which was awesome, but she is doing her own thing and is on twitter so check her out.

[bbonline]

Oh my goodness! Its Gamtraks 8th anniversary? Well i need to get my butt over there and crash the damn party!

I saw GamTrak on Facebook announcing the celebration. That deserves a big party maybe or better yet we can expect something that is free offering. lol

[Chalkie]

Well done Robin and congratulations.

By making 8 you have passed the 7 year itch so all will be plain sailing now!

[Chalkie]

Oh yer and i forgot ...

Good morning Giggleypoos and all!

[Chalkie]

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[pgaming]

Yeah good morning Giggles glad your feeling better. Cold yeah right I just finished scrapping off my car windows with a garbage can lid. The closest thing I could find. My son is beginning to have serious questions about myself, so do I.

I despise cold weather makes me want to break something.

greek39

[GamTrak]

Thanks guys! We have a mixture of promotions so feel free to take advantage of them!

Peter, make sure that you don't break anything on your person!

[Marit VS]

This is a most random thread!

Love it!

hope to see you around a little more giggles (with or without the air-freshener... think of your poor husband.. drowning in the smell of floral sprain)

Happy birthday Gamtrak!

[Chips]

Good morning all, raining cats and dogs here.... nearly stepped in a poodle headed to the mailbox...

Giggles, get you some nose strips and use them to close your nostrils instead of opening them! And perhaps change his diet, no more hard boiled eggs and beer before bed.

[casinojack]

Goood morning all !!!

[giggles7p]

LMAOOO....Chips i read your "stepped in a poodle" statement and thought you missed spelled puddle....and then i remembered raining cats and dogs and laughed my ass off!! Funny ****! loll

My dumb ass husband needs no food source to conjure up the gas, we have some fierce competitions at my house...LOLLLLL

But his freaking smell ........is that grounds for divorce?

Roflmaoooooooo

Pat

Good morning all, raining cats and dogs here.... nearly stepped in a poodle headed to the mailbox...

Giggles, get you some nose strips and use them to close your nostrils instead of opening them! And perhaps change his diet, no more hard boiled eggs and beer before bed.

[giggles7p]

Don't ya just love it!!
Glad to see ya in here and taking part....and i promise to put a can of air freshener up my hubbys butt when ever you drop by! loll

This is a most random thread!

Love it!

hope to see you around a little more giggles (with or without the air-freshener... think of your poor husband.. drowning in the smell of floral sprain)

Happy birthday Gamtrak!

[aksana]

Good Morning and Good Evening Pat and GPWAers ! In my country it's already evening

Pat, I like your idea to say "Good Morning, Good Night", it makes the GPWA forum more friendly, more comfortable.

In my country now it's real autumn. Every day rains, rains, and rains. But I like rains, it's my favorite weather. I like to sit at home with a cup of green tea, and and work near a fireplace. So, now it's my time

[GamTrak]

Well my day started off good, but it's not going well for this family! I'm watching it on TV now and this is not good and I hope that the boy is ok.

6 year old Boy Floats Away In Balloon

FORT COLLINS, Colo. -- A 6-year-old boy is floating over northeastern Colorado in a homebuilt balloon and authorities are racing to try and rescue him.

The balloon, in the shape of a flying saucer is covered in foil and filled with helium. It has a compartment for a passenger underneath. It lifted the boy into the air near Fort Collins Thursday morning after the balloon became untethered at the boy's home.

The father and son had apparently been working on the aircraft for some time.

Fort Collins police and other authorities have been alerted and Airtracker 7 has launched in an effort to locate the boy.

Airtracker 7 located the craft at 12:35 p.m. at about 8,000 feet in Weld County. It appeared to be slightly tilted. The altitude of the balloon was fluctuating between 7,500 and 8,500 feet.

Skies in the area are partly cloudy and southwest wind speeds are 15 to 20 miles per hour.

"It is believed the device could rise to 10,000 feet," said Eloise Campanella, Larimer County Sheriff's Office spokeswoman.

"The structure at the bottom of the balloon that the boy is in is made of extremely thin plywood and won't withstand any kind of a crash at all," said Erik Nilsson, Larimer County Emergency Manager.

Deputies from Larimer and Weld counties are tracking the balloon as it drifts.

FAA spokesman Mike Fergus said the agency has been notified and it was unclear whether traffic controllers had picked it up on radar.

The balloon may drift into air traffic control corridors used by Denver International Airport, based on its current location and direction.

[pgaming]

Excellent day! after spending half hour scrapping one inch ice off my car windows my door handle broke. Just snapped clean off my son peed himself laughing. So now when driving him to school we enter via passenger side.

oh yeah I forgot the Dog and cat outside together. Yeah the cat is in therapy now.

awesome day!

greek39