It's caption contest time again!

**GPWA Gary** · 21 October 2009, 3:57 pm

The September issue of the GPWA Times magazine includes the cartoon shown below. It depicts a gambling affiliate with a glazed look in his eyes, sitting down with a fortune teller.

What is being said in this cartoon? We're leaving that up to you.

Within this thread, submit a witty caption for this cartoon. Feel free to submit more than one. The GPWA staff will pick the one that made us laugh the hardest and the winner will receive a free copy of the iGaming Business Directory.

Good luck! And congratulations to Melvin, who won last issue's contest. See the September issue of the GPWA Times to see what his winning caption was for the cartoon of the gambling affiliate going to a family reunion.

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**giggles7p** · 22 October 2009, 11:54 am

CWC Martyn as a younger man visited a fortune teller to fore see his future, and sat stunned and in shock when the fortune teller revealed that he would be "BALD" as an adult!!!

LMAOOO

**Anthony** · 22 October 2009, 12:57 pm

I see some changes coming your way... Terms & Conditions changes!

**CK - Schalk** · 23 October 2009, 2:02 am

"This snow globe is our best seller"

**PokerNations** · 23 October 2009, 2:16 am

I see hidden fees and slow payouts in your future

**DaftDog** · 23 October 2009, 3:40 am

I see lots of "Manager Credits" for you and wait, "Charge backs".

**RayUK** · 27 October 2009, 2:07 pm

The frustrated affiliate resorts to his final attempt at divining Google's secret SERPs algorithm.

P.S. I don't get the magazine so can someone PM the winning caption when the magazine comes out?

**CityGuard** · 27 October 2009, 3:40 pm

Originally Posted by RayUK

P.S. I don't get the magazine so can someone PM the winning caption when the magazine comes out?

Just fill in your mailing address at https://www.gpwa.org/forum/profile.php?do=editprofile and we'll send the magazine out to you. This is the only thing we'll use the address for (it is kept private).

**RayUK** · 27 October 2009, 3:51 pm

Originally Posted by CityGuard

Just fill in your mailing address at https://www.gpwa.org/forum/profile.php?do=editprofile and we'll send the magazine out to you. This is the only thing we'll use the address for (it is kept private).

I did that when I first signed up, got two copies (Jan and April 2009), then they stopped. I assumed that this was because I was UK and it cost a fair bit to send them and/or because I am a newbie/public member and so they were just a couple of issues so I can see what they are like.

I liked the magazine and read it all the way through, so if you want to put me back on the list that would be good. I don't mind if you don't though bearing in mind I haven't got my first portal up yet - things started to go horribly wrong at the beginning of this year and I am only just back on track.

**CityGuard** · 27 October 2009, 4:44 pm

Seems the most recent two issues didn't arrive at your door. I'm passing this information on to our shipping administrator to identify what happened and to make sure you receive the ones you missed.

**RayUK** · 27 October 2009, 4:50 pm

Originally Posted by CityGuard

Seems the most recent two issues didn't arrive at your door. I'm passing this information on to our shipping administrator to identify what happened and to make sure you receive the ones you missed.

Thank you!

**casinojack** · 27 October 2009, 5:05 pm

"I see Ray's magazine on the storeroom floor"

**DaftDog** · 28 October 2009, 11:12 am

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**AmCan** · 28 October 2009, 11:21 am

"There is a large quantity of money that you will receive as a gift. It will be hundreds of dollars, just remember there is a 24 times playthru requirement and Blackjack, Roulette and Progressive games are excluded."

**Redbush54** · 28 October 2009, 11:29 am

Yes, JTodd its true.....you will OWN Microgaming.

**Chalkie** · 2 November 2009, 5:44 pm

Sorry but i have looked forwards thirty years and there is no sign of an IGB award for you.

**sophie marks** · 3 November 2009, 7:20 am

"I see google's algorythm not favoring your current SEO strategy"

**giggles7p** · 3 November 2009, 12:51 pm

"I see many great things for the year 2010, but the most astounding, hair raising event will be the 'straightening of Michael's hair!"

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

**Doolally** · 3 November 2009, 2:47 pm

"Yes, those Grand Prive players are still spending!"

**bonusbeast** · 5 November 2009, 8:02 am

Coming from the Fortune Teller
"Your affiliate check was from.......Not even I can figure that one out!"

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